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........COST WATCH: The UK has now sent over £505bn to the EU. If we #VoteLeave we can spend this money on our priorities!

 

Wait... what? Are you expecting it all back on a platter? A bit like you get your subscription fees back when you cancel your Playboy magazine?

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Wait... what? Are you expecting it all back on a platter? A bit like you get your subscription fees back when you cancel your Playboy magazine?

 

Do you think the EU will want the magazines back?

 

I wonder if the in campaign might warn that leaving the EU will reduce us to the international relations equivalent of buying razzle.

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If there was one person I knew would get technical on this... :hihi:

 

Yes, they have double the warheads we have and at least some are in subs, but I bet we know where they are. And historically we win against the French... Crecy, Poitiers, Agincourt, Blenheim, Quebec, Trafalgar, Waterloo.

 

Anyone mentions Normans and I'll tell you they were Vikings.

 

Not forgeting blowing their navy sky high at Mers-El- Kebar...WW2.

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Sadly we may have to ask the French for help to nuke them. http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/news/uk/defence/article4463408.ece

 

We don't need ships, we need nukes and we have plenty, deliverable by a variety of methods.

 

 

I've been thinking about this and rather than take out France, it might be better just to nuke a small country that no on cares about as a demonstration of our purpose. Like Holland :)

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We don't need ships, we need nukes and we have plenty, deliverable by a variety of methods.

 

 

I've been thinking about this and rather than take out France, it might be better just to nuke a small country that no on cares about as a demonstration of our purpose. Like Holland :)

 

Belgium, that's always a good place to start. Then there will be less Stella and domestic violence in the UK will reduce. Wins all round, apart from the Belgians but hey, we'd probably take out 30% of Europe-based Islamists in the process.

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Belgium, that's always a good place to start. Then there will be less Stella and domestic violence in the UK will reduce. Wins all round, apart from the Belgians but hey, we'd probably take out 30% of Europe-based Islamists in the process.

 

And solve the silliness of moving the European parliament all the time.

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