Alcoblog Posted October 25, 2016 Author Share Posted October 25, 2016 In the end I've decided to soak the toe nail in petrol and set fire to it with a blow torch as a means of dephlogisticating it … good job it dropped off yesterday. Might do the same with girlfriend's wooden chopping board too (have to watch what I write as she reads my posts … she can't read the small writing though, due to never bothering to put on her reading glasses) Hi lovely girlfriend! ---------- Post added 25-10-2016 at 01:14 ---------- Alcoblog lives next door to Penguins, so it would have to be strapped to a flipper. He could wear flipper-flops for the swelling. Quality contribution there Mr.McWoods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gluedtopc Posted October 25, 2016 Share Posted October 25, 2016 Luckily, there's a Helipad at the Northern General now to hasten your trip to the Major Trauma Unit!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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