charr888 Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 I seriously think I'm going mad. Last week I lost my nans phone, spent 2 days ringing it, ringing morrisons, looking for it.. a day later I found it in the middle of my car where I never put things. Got up this morning, and put the xmas lights on thinking it was about 3am when In reality it was 7. Think this weather and all this shopping is getting to me Lol yeah this time of year does kinda feel strange with dark early knights and mornings lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Lol yeah this time of year does kinda feel strange with dark early knights and mornings lol.. be careful of dark knights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alchresearch Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Got up this morning, and put the xmas lights on thinking it was about 3am when In reality it was 7. You get up at 3am to switch on the Xmas lights? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcoblog Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 You get up at 3am to switch on the Xmas lights? What a daft thing to say. It's pretty obvious that what they really meant is that they get out of bed and put the Christmas lights on … as opposed to a non-festive nightgown. Let's hope beyond hope that Santa arrives early and delivers a really long extension lead, otherwise their movements will be severely restricted over the coming three or four weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bertyboop Posted December 8, 2016 Author Share Posted December 8, 2016 If my little one wakes up in the night, I take her downstairs to try and get her back to sleep, and distract her. I came down and put the lights on thinking it was 3am. My partner was still in bed who is supposed to start at 6am. I came down, put the lights and tv on to find it was 7 am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Afzal Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 be careful of dark knights. Especially the ones wearing shining armour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bloke Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Especially the ones wearing shining armour. Hmmm... ... now that's an interesting point! I wonder how it is you never see a knight in rusty old armour? How did they keep it so nice and shiny before the days of WD40? Just another of life's unanswered questions, I suppose... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Hmmm... ... now that's an interesting point! I wonder how it is you never see a knight in rusty old armour? How did they keep it so nice and shiny before the days of WD40? Just another of life's unanswered questions, I suppose... stainless steel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bloke Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 stainless steel. Hmmm... I'm no expert in matters historical, but... ... I think I remember once being told at school that knights were members of an old-style neighbourhood watch scheme and were wandering our streets righting wrongs long before some clever bloke from Sheffield came along! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted December 10, 2016 Share Posted December 10, 2016 Hmmm... I'm no expert in matters historical, but... ... I think I remember once being told at school that knights were members of an old-style neighbourhood watch scheme and were wandering our streets righting wrongs long before some clever bloke from Sheffield came along! must have had an abundance of elbow grease, extracted from the serfs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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