Mandatory lessons for trolley usage

[tinfoilhat]

We've got to start these but I knock somebody out, but for the hard of thinking here's a quick guide.

 

1) The steering mechanism, or handle, is at the back. That's where you operate the trolley, NOT FROM THE SIDE LIKE YOU'RE TAKING IT ON A DATE AND FILLING EVERY SINGLE AISLE YOU GO DOWN YOU THOUGHTLESS MORONS.

 

2) Trollies are for goods only, not your offspring with god knows what on the soles of their shoes.

[Bob Arctor]

Do you have any etiquette tips for if you get one with a bockety wheel?

[Hashtag]

Are you having ur period op.

[mollie]

Bad time at the supermarket I gather? Lol.

[The Joker]

. . .FILLING EVERY SINGLE AISLE YOU GO DOWN YOU THOUGHTLESS MORONS.

 

That's to stop you getting past and raiding the bargain bins before they do.

 

It happens in every supermarket I go in.

 

Perhaps you and I should shop somewhere more upmarket instead ?

 

Speaking of which, I popped into the Ecclesall Road Waitrose recently; it was a hugely underwhelming experience. There was nobody under 700 years old at all in the store (except me).

 

Then I popped into the Aldi round the corner; wow, the low prices are a high price to pay for the loss of my dignity

[tinfoilhat]

That's to stop you getting past and raiding the bargain bins before they do.

 

It happens in every supermarket I go in.

 

Perhaps you and I should shop somewhere more upmarket instead ?

 

Speaking of which, I popped into the Ecclesall Road Waitrose recently; it was a hugely underwhelming experience. There was nobody under 700 years old at all in the store (except me).

 

Then I popped into the Aldi round the corner; wow, the low prices are a high price to pay for the loss of my dignity

 

The bargain bin raiders I can handle. They are focused, they are motivated and like the SAS they are in and out quickly. It's the ones that waft about, particularly, as mentioned the ones who use the trolley incorrectly.

 

I get the older shopper problem. I made the mistake of going to boundary mill on a Wednesday afternoon - it was like the walking dead but without the laughs.

 

I don't mind Aldi, again if you go at night. The old and those who insist on having long conversations blocking everywhere mostly come in the day. Mostly.

[Hopman]

Somebody needs to act as a champion for trolleys. Some of them are easily pushed around.

[Mr Bloke]

Somebody needs to act as a champion for trolleys. Some of them are easily pushed around.

Hmmm...

 

... I think anyone who took that job on would need to be off his trolley!

[melthebell]

We've got to start these but I knock somebody out, but for the hard of thinking here's a quick guide.

 

1) The steering mechanism, or handle, is at the back. That's where you operate the trolley, NOT FROM THE SIDE LIKE YOU'RE TAKING IT ON A DATE AND FILLING EVERY SINGLE AISLE YOU GO DOWN YOU THOUGHTLESS MORONS.

 

2) Trollies are for goods only, not your offspring with god knows what on the soles of their shoes.

 

you forgot and dont 3 of you with trolleys all stop to talk in the junction of 2 aisles so you cant get past on either aisle