johnsbucket Posted January 28, 2017 Share Posted January 28, 2017 A Last Farewell to Remember When I finally take my trip to the sky, Not one person do I expect to see cry, As I sit in the Crem waiting for you all to arrive, Where for 20 minutes you will remember when I was alive, No black or no fancy colours are you permitted to wear, No hats, no flowers, for these I had little care, Quite strangely a sending off that you may never forget, Alas I not being there to witness my last and only regret, A notice to appear a week before this day, Mentioning that I had passed away, This to some maybe welcome news, Possibly because of my controversial views, Yet the last laugh I hope we can all share as well, As you come and bid me a final farewell, All present that is including the Vicar too, Has no option but to turn up in the nude. Who no doubt with balls like that, Could have been a Cannon! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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