Why aren't humans chipped at six weeks old?

[samssong]

I have recently acquired another pal , A six week old mongrel called tabs.

And being six weeks old he has had to be injected against all things inc his very right to exist without identification .

 

And so my pal will for ever be able to be identified as to where he belongs and as to who he is.

This has got me thinking , why not chip all mankind at six weeks old , its easy , take the D.N.A, the birth date, the blood group , ethnicity etc and put it on a chip the size of a pinhead and inject it into ones neck just below the ear.

 

No more messing about when one needs to be identified be it for law breaking , terrorism, medical purposes or if suitable to breed with some one who would not be compatible.

 

It would a simple and straight forward way to plan ones journey through life , the pitfalls we may encounter on that journey and at the end a slight click of the chip gun can record our details so as to plan for future generations.

Edited August 19, 2017 by samssong

[ez8004]

Go back to the pub.

[mickey finn]

Go back to the pub.

 

Awwww diddums

[samssong]

Go back to the pub.

Chipping could also help with financial problems . you know bank loans , over drafts , savings etc.

Apply for a loan , mortgage , over draft, all the bank need do is check your chip , it will tell them if you are trust worthy or not.

 

Apply for a job , all the employer need do is click your chip and get all your details , easy .

[The Joker]

whatever happened to Tony Bliar's magnificent plans for us plebians to suffer the indignity of compulsory ID cards?

[medusa]

I think that the civil liberties groups would blow a gasket about everybody being microchipped and DNA tested for their whole lives!

[Jim Hardie]

Great idea! Job creation for doctors that do the deed and for bent doctors that undo it.

[El Cid]

I have recently acquired another pal , A six week old mongrel called tabs.

And being six weeks old he has had to be injected against all things inc his very right to exist without identification .

And so my pal will for ever be able to be identified as to where he belongs and as to who he is.

 

Good luck with that, surely it should be 8 weeks?

[Cyclone]

Chipping could also help with financial problems . you know bank loans , over drafts , savings etc.

Apply for a loan , mortgage , over draft, all the bank need do is check your chip , it will tell them if you are trust worthy or not.

 

Apply for a job , all the employer need do is click your chip and get all your details , easy .

 

This doesn't even make sense, how would the identity of someone, something that is already relatively easy to establish tell you whether they're trustworthy or not.

So they're Joe Blogs, so what? And how do you "check their chip" over the internet or phone, the way that most loans are arranged?

[The Joker]

And how do you "check their chip" over the internet or phone, the way that most loans are arranged?

 

you would cut the chip out with a knife and send it through the post, obviously