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he's Passed away

he's Passed on

he's Passed over

he's Died

he's Dead

he's Kicked the Bucket

he Had a jammer

he's brown bread

he croaked

he's pushing up daisy's

he popped his clogs

he's counting worms

he's departed

he's done for

he's snuffed it

he's six feet under

 

and my personal favourite when asking if someone has died -

 

Well, they buried him on the strength of it

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he's Passed away

he's Passed on

he's Passed over

he's Died

he's Dead

he's Kicked the Bucket

he Had a jammer

he's brown bread

he croaked

he's pushing up daisy's

he popped his clogs

he's counting worms

he's departed

he's done for

he's snuffed it

he's six feet under

 

and my personal favourite when asking if someone has died -

 

Well, they buried him on the strength of it

 

Were you referring to a parrot, by any chance?:D

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Were you referring to a parrot, by any chance?:D

 

Hahaha Brilliant :hihi:

 

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

 

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

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