PRESLEY Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 10 minutes ago, Padders said: I'm getting a bit aggrieved at the posters on here having a pop at the Royal family. I have a blue blood running through my veins, along with some Guinness and John Smiths. My ancestor "SIR RAYMONDO de PADDERS" valiantly fought alongside Richard the Lionheart on his many crusades. These crusades brought much wealth to this country, and made it what it is, a place to be proud of and live in. I still have in my possession the family heirloom "THE LANCE" the very lance that my forefather gallantly fought with. In fact, the serfs and peasents to this very day refer to me as "The Squire of Longley" I read some of the posts on here, and then stare at my Lance with a tear in my eye. Please can you stop this continual sniping and unpleasantness , it can be very upsetting... Orf with your heads. You could put that Lance to a good purpose Padders thats if I may call you that, your Royal Higness, Lance the two boils on this countrys bum. Boris and the Royals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, PRESLEY said: Pardon the pun but your post are bang on the money, its rumoured the cost to the queen is twelve million which won't make much difference to her bank balance. Imo the Royals and Boris's Goverment are an embarrasment to this country, Putin on hearing of Bozo Boris coming to Russia must have sounded like telling a Child the Circus is coming to town with worlds biggest Clown on board, Bozo Boris. This country is a laughing stock to the World. Thank goodness were living in modern times... Had you posted summat like that in Medieval times, you would have bean eating porridge in the Tower of London. As for Anna, she would have had Scottish Mary as her best pal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bloke Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 14 minutes ago, Padders said: I'm getting a bit aggrieved at the posters on here having a pop at the Royal family. I have a blue blood running through my veins, along with some Guinness and John Smiths. My ancestor "SIR RAYMONDO de PADDERS" valiantly fought alongside Richard the Lionheart on his many crusades. These crusades brought much wealth to this country, and made it what it is, a place to be proud of and live in. I still have in my possession the family heirloom "THE LANCE" the very lance that my forefather gallantly fought with. In fact, the serfs and peasents to this very day refer to me as "The Squire of Longley" I read some of the posts on here, and then stare at my Lance with a tear in my eye. Please can you stop this continual sniping and unpleasantness , it can be very upsetting... Orf with your heads. Hmmm... That's all very interesting Mr Padders, but what we'd all really like to know is just how far up your family tree we can find this "SIR RAYMONDO de PADDERS"... ... and was he known for wearing a black woolly hat with a red bobble? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 3 minutes ago, Mr Bloke said: Hmmm... That's all very interesting Mr Padders, but what we'd all really like to know is just how far up your family tree we can find this "SIR RAYMONDO de PADDERS"... ... and was he known for wearing a black woolly hat with a red bobble? Classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melthebell Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 1 hour ago, Padders said: Demigods Mel. The lot of them. And German....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockers rule Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 21 minutes ago, Padders said: Thank goodness were living in modern times... Had you posted summat like that in Medieval times, you would have bean eating porridge in the Tower of London. As for Anna, she would have had Scottish Mary as her best pal. You don't scare us 'Sir Raymondo' - 'with the shiny Lance' if the porridge is salted and free we'll be there by night fall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melthebell Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 15 minutes ago, Rockers rule said: You don't scare us 'Sir Raymondo' - 'with the shiny Lance' if the porridge is salted and free we'll be there by night fall. Does he have a long shiny Lance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockers rule Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 4 minutes ago, melthebell said: Does he have a long shiny Lance? Has he not shown it you 🥴. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 5 minutes ago, melthebell said: Does he have a long shiny Lance? It stands proudly in my bedroom Mel, casting a dark shadow over the Duvet. I do have a lady wench who pops in occasionally to give it a good rub down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melthebell Posted February 16, 2022 Share Posted February 16, 2022 2 minutes ago, Padders said: It stands proudly in my bedroom Mel, casting a dark shadow over the Duvet. I do have a lady wench who pops in occasionally to give it a good rub down. Arise sir Lance a lot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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