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Ladies,ever had your bottom pinched ?


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That Dworkin bird's got a great pair of knockers! :hihi:

 

That 'Dworkin bird' is unfortunately deceased. Sadly, there is no-one around to pick up the chalice in the eternal battle against patriarchal phallocentric oppression. She did have a 'great pair of knockers', it is true, Basil. I will admit to 'back-scuttling' her after her lecture on 'Post-post-post Stucturalist Feminist Praxis' at Central University Neepsend Tip Site [where I am Vice Chancellor] some years previously. She performed well, but I did not appreciate the post-coital knee in the groin, nor being screamed at and accused of 'violating the universal temple of wimminhood'.

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Ah, the great Andrea Dworkin! For me, she personified the benefits of gaining an education at Central University Neepsend Tip Site.

 

I recall the following quotation; “Only when manhood is dead - and it will perish when ravaged femininity no longer sustains it - only then will we know what it is to be free.”

 

No – that is when you will know what it is like to face extinction, you gurning hag!

 

Great pair of knockers, though. :thumbsup:

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Timo,

 

I always said that Andrea Dworkin needed a good, stern fettling to relax her! However I am amazed you managed to pull off such a feat as I always imagined the womans head to be well and truly wedged up her fundament.

 

More on topic, I have had my bottom pinched/groped by both female and males alike - I found that the realisation that I was being molested by one of my mates and not my missus (who I had thought to be the cluprit before I turned around) somewhat startling.

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Timo,

 

I always said that Andrea Dworkin needed a good, stern fettling to relax her! However I am amazed you managed to pull off such a feat as I always imagined the womans head to be well and truly wedged up her fundament.

 

More on topic, I have had my bottom pinched/groped by both female and males alike - I found that the realisation that I was being molested by one of my mates and not my missus (who I had thought to be the cluprit before I turned around) somewhat startling.

Fancy, that , having your bottom pinched by both female & male.You lucky fella,dont tell everyone,they will all want one. !:thumbsup:

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I've had mine pinched... i just look back and smile... taking it as a compliment like someone else mentioned previously... ;):D

 

If it were anywhere other than my backside i think i would have a few kindly chosen words to say... :?

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