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Coronavirus - Part Two.


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14 minutes ago, makapaka said:

No we haven’t - it’s just the mirror being the mirror.

 

 

More accurately, it's Dido Harding's test and trace system being Dido Harding's test and trace system.

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Usual rubbish in the papers 

 

The government's website was telling people to "come back tomorrow" when they tried to order kits. 

But the Department of Health and Social Care has now confirmed there was a temporary blip on the website and everything should be back to normal now.

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20 minutes ago, HeHasRisen said:

This may upset a few....

 

 

We are doing about 250-300k jabs a day, way down from the peak of about 500k. Now I don't know if it's lack of vaccines, lack of the right type of vaccines or lack of uptake from young people but this might help focus a few minds.

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3 minutes ago, HeHasRisen said:

Have they clarified what they mean here though? Does it include football stadiums? Concerts with fixed seating? Busy pubs? Its a bit vague.

Clubs definitely,  Boris said you won't for pubs. So pubs in few weeks presumably.

 

In other news, the percentage of people going into hospital with covid who have both jabs is 60%. That question was asked by David from Wiltshire rather than the press corps.

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1 minute ago, tinfoilhat said:

Clubs definitely,  Boris said you won't for pubs. So pubs in few weeks presumably.

 

In other news, the percentage of people going into hospital with covid who have both jabs is 60%. That question was asked by David from Wiltshire rather than the press corps.

Got a sensible answer too.  The % would be 100 if everybody had both jabs.

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6 minutes ago, HeHasRisen said:

Have they clarified what they mean here though? Does it include football stadiums? Concerts with fixed seating? Busy pubs? Its a bit vague.

Best thing to do is just stop asking questions. 
 

there are no answers it’s just made up on the spot.

 

“We’re going to re-open nightclubs!”

 

“really will people need a pass or a jab what with all the rising cases and that?”

 

“No!”

 

“Ok…..”

 

”actually you need 2 jabs”

 

”but you just said we didn’t?”

 

”not now - whilst there’s rising cases - you’ll need them in September”

 

”why September”

 

“Hands face space”

 

”what?”

 

 

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