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[kung fu grip]

Chav headquarters is mcdonalds

 

Its like THE GROUCHO CLUB for people in inflamable sportswear.

 

THE MOOR is chavtastik.....

 

Theres more gold there than in a BID UP TV warehouse.....

 

I bet ARGOS have never had it so good!

 

LOL

[Tony]

Originally posted by kung fu grip

Chav headquarters is mcdonalds

 

Its like THE GROUCHO CLUB for people in inflamable sportswear.

ROFLOL I almost wet myself when I read that

[dragonsoup]

It seems any girl in a Corsa needs to wear a baseball cap AND pull the pony tail through at the back. I think they actually want to look like V.Beckham. Also noticed an upmarket version of Chavbird who seems to be a student, same as above but driving brand new Clios, Uberchav I think Ill call it.

[PENGUIN]

See how you would proceed if you encountered a chav.

 

http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/nedagotchi/glaSurvivalGame.html

 

(dunno if its been posted before but its funny)

[spook]

You know without wishing to sound too radical couldn't we just shoot them?

 

All of them?

 

The World would be a better place.

[kung fu grip]

How cool can you look in your mothers old CORSA with alloys on...........Only Chavs will tell.

[kung fu grip]

McDONALDS is like a MASONIC LODGE for chavs!!!!

 

SIX NUGGETS and a RINGTONE anyone???

 

They hatch all the plans there........Which place to stand outside of...

 

How loud to have your car stereo......

 

 

COMING TO A PLACE NEAR YOU SOON.....

[Lickszz]

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[Mosherchik]

Originally posted by hj dary

We took the kids skating and went to the Silver blades, on Queens road. B****r me, what a laugh.

As far as the eye could see it was burbury caps and young kids smoking and swearing.

If you have a hour spare on a night have a ride down there, its pure entertainment.

I know of those you speak when I finish a shift at work I have to go home with those muppets, not by choice you understand, sometimes I long for my own personal tram!

 

At last Im catching up with all this street slang and terminology (Im soooo down with the kids )

 

Although disturbingly I have a male chav taste in films... not female (that smaltzy rubbish, I think not)

'Romeo must die' starring Aaliyah and Jet Li and DMX. Any mention however of the Romeo and Juliet style plot will of course be ignored.

Quite enjoyed that but the sub-plot wasnt lost on me

other favourite genres would include horror and sci-fi.

Oh dear... quite like that too and I even like "the science bit"

There is no hope for me, best get the burberry and the sovereign rings out

[Mosherchik]

This takes the biscuit, the sandwiches, the whole damn picnic!!!!

 

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/images/april2004/april020.jpg

 

wonder if its got the blue washer lights and the neon underneath as well!