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What is the cause of the chav phenomenon?  

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  1. 1. What is the cause of the chav phenomenon?

    • Its a media construct and we are focussing on an existing problem.
      55
    • They are a product of social division and exclusion.
      73
    • They are just born evil.
      20
    • I don't care - just wipe them out!
      148
    • Other (please say what)
      18

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spyro2000

spyro2000

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Originally posted by Dodgymouse

Tch! It’s absolutely disgusting, and it has to stop! The young people of this country and of Sheffield in particular are running amuck! They are making a laughing stock of our Nation and our City! I mean, they go around spitting and swearing, they have no morals, they are devoid of any sense of decency and if you try to reason with them all you get is abuse: They are wrecking our City, our nation and our property! And it’s decent people like us who have to wind up footing the bill; where will it all end?

 

I had the misfortune to be travelling by train from Sheffield to Doncaster the other day and there was a pair of young louts, (couldn’t have been older than 16 to 25) actually KISSING on the train in full public view!!!! Eugh! …I had to turn away; I just couldn’t stand to look at the disgusting performance they were putting on, which incidentally, every pervie in the train could plainly see!

(To view the photo I took click HERE)

 

 

The government back in 1914 had the right idea when they started a war with Germany so that they could send all the chavs to the front lines to get rid of them! And that’s what we need today; a war: We need to reintroduce conscription then start a war with some country or other. But it has to be a decent sized country, or we might win too easily and that would defeat the object: I E Getting rid of the riff-raff without it affecting our lifestyle too much.

 

America might be a good country to take on. We know we can easily beat them, but they also have a large enough army to ensure that a ‘significant number of front-line casualties’ are incurred by ‘our boys’ before we finally go in, bomb New York, and march on Washington DC.

 

That should solve the problem!

 

Hey; and think of the fringe benefits: With the Americans AND the low-life out of the way, House prices in Sheffield would soar!

 

All those in favour say: "Heil Cutler"

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hj dary Explorer

hj dary

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Police patrol cars should be sent out with super soaker 2000 water pistol thingys filled with watered down horse poo.

 

Then whenever a chav is spoted they can be hosed down with the stuff, simply because they deserve it.

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Jimbob1989

Jimbob1989

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The thing is though, I know some chavs from school and I have been through education with people who have turned out as chavs and not all chavs are rejects. Don't worry, lol, I'm not arguing their defence, I'm just saying that not all chavs are as bad as the rest.

 

JB

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SteveWilson Explorer

SteveWilson

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Originally posted by hj dary

Police patrol cars should be sent out with super soaker 2000 water pistol thingys filled with watered down horse poo.

 

Then whenever a chav is spoted they can be hosed down with the stuff, simply because they deserve it.

 

How about hydrocholric acid?

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