The Great Big Chav Megathread... ALL discussion of Chavs here.

[Dodgymouse]

OK; ok, I get the point: So not many of you like my proposed ‘final solution’ exactly as it stands; Right! So what alterations must I make to persuade you to subscribe? Erm…let me see: What if I expanded my plans for the intake of cannon fodder; er sorry, ‘conscriptees’ so that it would include all those who habitually use text spell? i do apprcte dat drs a dffrnce n dat nt al txt splrs r chvs n dat nt al chvs r txt splrs (Clk HRE if u nd dat trnsltn) Oh; and people who pee in the street!

 

Or is it that you don’t like the idea of having the United States as an adversary? …OK then, what about Russia? …or China? …No, scratch that! I LIKE Chinese. Er; …FRANCE; Yes, that’s it, France! Everybody hates the French, (even the French!)

 

Well I’ll leave it up to you to ‘kick around’ a little before I take any further action but don’t forget: For every minute we waste arguing about the minutiae of the proposed ‘solution’ the Sheffield house market is plummeting because of the low-life scum-bag filth!

 

Heil Pittler

[LoopyLou]

Originally posted by lilemma22

Can i just say from a fashion point of view that they don't even look good anyway. They will save and save to by designer names which are later to be dragged through the mud and don't even where them properly. Burberry is a prime example. I remember that when you had burberry you were rolling in the money. But now its stereotypical CHAV and i bet its cost Burberry Millions not to mension their credability.

Why save all that money to buy one D&G top for example when you can just go on the high street and get something classy yet understated

 

Do they actually buy the real thing????

 

I always thought they were wearing knock offs, bought from down the market !!!

[saxon51]

Sieg heil Dodgymouse, but............what if we just take away their mobiles, MP3s, Kappa, spitting muscles, chewed fingernails, 9 carat plastic jewellery, Novas, Corsas and benefits. Wouldn't they surely top themselves, and therefore negate the need for foreign intervention?

 

Don't forget, every England away match has resulted in our chavs beating the crap out of our overseas adversaries.

 

No Fuhrer!! This is one vermin problem we must eradicate ourselves. After all, our rediculous benefits system spawned these social boils.

[owdlad]

Originally posted by JonJParr

Now I'm all in favour of a bit of 'chav-bashing' now and again but you Sir are not a full bag of shopping.

 

 

You seem to have summed everything up nicely there Jon

[Dodgymouse]

Oh! I give up!

 

Right! I’m off for a quick snog with me chick on the 07:14 to Donny!

 

Chrs 2 al dem oo pstd indfnce of da pr sods ….an ur rite THCAyle luv! Der IZ nowt wrng wit a quick snog wiv ya fella/gal in pblk if ya wanna! I wz js kiddn dats al!

 

…And double cheers to those who asked the question: “What is a chav?” YOU are the REAL heroes bless ya!

[Ditz]

well with this lot id be first over the line!

[Ditz]

Originally posted by owdlad

You seem to have summed everything up nicely there Jon

 

aye aye owdlad so whats going on with you and Jon? the Sheff forums first gay marriage? i can jst hear the funeral song playing now.....

[kirky]

Originally posted by Dodgymouse

Tch! It’s absolutely disgusting, and it has to stop! The young people of this country and of Sheffield in particular are running amuck! They are making a laughing stock of our Nation and our City! I mean, they go around spitting and swearing, they have no morals, they are devoid of any sense of decency and if you try to reason with them all you get is abuse: They are wrecking our City, our nation and our property! And it’s decent people like us who have to wind up footing the bill; where will it all end?

 

I had the misfortune to be travelling by train from Sheffield to Doncaster the other day and there was a pair of young louts, (couldn’t have been older than 16 to 25) actually KISSING on the train in full public view!!!! Eugh! …I had to turn away; I just couldn’t stand to look at the disgusting performance they were putting on, which incidentally, every pervie in the train could plainly see!

(To view the photo I took click HERE)

 

The government back in 1914 had the right idea when they started a war with Germany so that they could send all the chavs to the front lines to get rid of them! And that’s what we need today; a war: We need to reintroduce conscription then start a war with some country or other. But it has to be a decent sized country, or we might win too easily and that would defeat the object: I E Getting rid of the riff-raff without it affecting our lifestyle too much.

 

America might be a good country to take on. We know we can easily beat them, but they also have a large enough army to ensure that a ‘significant number of front-line casualties’ are incurred by ‘our boys’ before we finally go in, bomb New York, and march on Washington DC.

 

That should solve the problem!

 

Hey; and think of the fringe benefits: With the Americans AND the low-life out of the way, House prices in Sheffield would soar!

 

All those in favour say: "Heil Cutler"

 

i think ive found king of the chavs aka devvo:rolleyes:

 

 

http://www.fat-pie.com/chavs.htm

[Andy]

Originally posted by Dodgymouse

Chrs 2 al dem oo pstd indfnce of da pr sods ….an ur rite THCAyle luv! Der IZ nowt wrng wit a quick snog wiv ya fella/gal in pblk if ya wanna! I wz js kiddn dats al!

 

[Guest NicolaE]

Devvo is great! Where i used to work there was this chav who had an asbo and was banned from every pub in Wombwell but when he was sober at work he was the nicest lad ever! not quite as classy as devvo though!