The_DADDY Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 1 minute ago, altus said: Only those for whom their car is a penis substitute. And if it's a woman driver? Would that make it a Strapon substitute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackey lad Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 5 minutes ago, altus said: Only those for whom their car is a penis substitute. I drive a big car . Nothing to do with my penis , it just matches my ego . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bloke Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 18 minutes ago, hackey lad said: I drive a big car . Nothing to do with my penis , it just matches my ego . Hmmm... I've got an old tranny... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
altus Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 20 minutes ago, hackey lad said: I drive a big car . Nothing to do with my penis , it just matches my ego . Whether a car is a penis substitute depends on the attitude of the driver, not what car they drive or even the size of their ego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Bundy Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 (edited) 8 hours ago, altus said: Only those for whom their car is a penis substitute. I have a big 4x4 Isuzu trooper. Bigger the better, as it annoys the lycra mob. Nothing like a massive shiney bullbar hurtling towards two cyclists riding side by side holding everyone up to get the juices flowing. Edited September 14, 2023 by Al Bundy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trastrick Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 11 hours ago, altus said: Even very experienced cyclists come a cropper with toe clips occasionally. That's one of the reasons professional cyclists switched to clipless pedals/shoes. Can you imagine Trump even trying to anything as energetic as or needing the coordination of riding a bike? Don't forget, Trump needed to hold Theresa May's hand when walking down a slope when she visited him in 2017. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prettytom Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 1 hour ago, Al Bundy said: I have a big 4x4 Isuzu trooper. Bigger the better, as it annoys the lycra mob. Nothing like a massive shiney bullbar hurtling towards two cyclists riding side by side holding everyone up to get the juices flowing. Jeremy Clarkson is Unwell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuttsie Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 3 hours ago, Al Bundy said: I have a big 4x4 Isuzu trooper. Bigger the better, as it annoys the lycra mob. Nothing like a massive shiney bullbar hurtling towards two cyclists riding side by side holding everyone up to get the juices flowing. You seem a very brave lad ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Bundy Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 17 minutes ago, cuttsie said: You seem a very brave lad ???? Me, good grief not at all, that's why I have a massive bullbar and a pea shooter that can pierce lycra from a safe distance. 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuttsie Posted September 14, 2023 Share Posted September 14, 2023 1 minute ago, Al Bundy said: Me, good grief not at all, that's why I have a massive bullbar and a pea shooter that can pierce lycra from a safe distance. 😉 Are you a very heavy person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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