stephen 7 Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 On 26/07/2021 at 10:18, Annie Bynnol said: On 20/07/2021 at 09:14, crookesey said: On 15/07/2021 at 02:27, Flanker7 said: Probably - Because you are the strongest and not as offended by the dirty bin. Equality does not mean we are equal in every way. I recall my wife saying “If I find out that you have been having sex with me I will be extremely annoyed”. ` Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephen 7 Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 i have a useless step son that lives down the garden in a converted garage who decided to get a mutt as useless as he is,my other half has to go and feed it and let it out.i have to pick up all its buisness before i can mow the grass so i scoop it up on the shovel and throw it under his window cant wait for summer and it gets warm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephen 7 Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 talking of being sexist i can recall my wedding night to wife number 1 after doing the buisness and lying side by side she said dont think your doing this every night and she was true to her word. why did she get to call the shots by the way im onto wife number 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmiss Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 (edited) On 02/08/2021 at 03:47, stephen 7 said: talking of being sexist i can recall my wedding night to wife number 1 after doing the buisness and lying side by side she said dont think your doing this every night and she was true to her word. why did she get to call the shots by the way im onto wife number 3 Obviously poor performance if no 1 didn’t want regular repeat performances. Presumably no 2 wasn’t enamoured either, wonder how no 3 is faring? Personally I think relationships are a lot more about love and respect resulting in mutually non sexist satisfying physical experiences Edited August 3, 2021 by catmiss Addition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_DADDY Posted August 3, 2021 Share Posted August 3, 2021 1 minute ago, catmiss said: Obviously poor performance if no 1 didn’t want regular repeat performances. Presumably no 2 wasn’t enamoured either, wonder how no 3 is faring? Personally I think relationships are a lot more about love and respect resulting in mutually satisfying physical experiences 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuttsie Posted August 4, 2021 Author Share Posted August 4, 2021 On 02/08/2021 at 03:47, stephen 7 said: talking of being sexist i can recall my wedding night to wife number 1 after doing the buisness and lying side by side she said dont think your doing this every night and she was true to her word. why did she get to call the shots by the way im onto wife number 3 Your mistake was marrying that lot , they were more interested in getting a new hoover , washer and front room carpet ,the Nicky tacky noo is the bag of sweets that tricked you for three times so if no 4 turns up keep on courting for ever . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mad-dad Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 (edited) It's all about predicting her indoors' needs and expectations. It's the little things that count. Several months ago it was a mate's 38th anniversary and he was pulling his hair out worrying what to buy and spent every second looking for those tell-tale hints. It wasn't until their daughter brought to his attention the sudden profusion of jewellery catalogues lying around the house. 'That's it', thunk he in a moment of mental release. Why hadn't he noticed before? How could he be so blind? The day arrived and prezzies were duly opened. Boy, was he impressed with the tartan slippers she got him.... just like last year. He then cast his mind back to all those jewellery catalogues and the part they played in hopefully making this anniversary the best yet. With heart-stopping anticipation he watched his beloved slowly peel away the wrapping ....................... He's still sleeping in the shed 3 months later. Apparently a magazine rack for her to put her soddin' jewellery catalogues in out of the way wasn't the way to go. Edited August 4, 2021 by mad-dad spelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim117 Posted August 4, 2021 Share Posted August 4, 2021 😂😂😂😂😂👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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