Is Farting At Work Unprofessional Behaviour

[Jack Grey]

Farts are funny 😃

 

 

[hackey lad]

7 minutes ago, Jack Grey said:

Farts are funny 😃

 

 

Funniest thing going 😂

[Jim117]

So back in the 80’s I found myself living in Wales for six months. Llandudno to be precise. One day I walked into a shop behind a very well dressed office working type of girl. She was obviously unaware that I was behind her when she paused on the threshold, glanced round to check no staff were nearby then unleashed a fart that would have registered on the Richter scale. To my shame and purely through habit I instantly shouted “Good Arse!” The poor lass turned bright red and scurried off to hide amongst the aisles.

[trastrick]

Do you bow or curtsey when meeting Royalty?

 

Either is OK, as long as you don't fart on them like Biden did.

 

At least he didn't do what  uncle bill used to do. "Pull my finger", he'd say.

[crookesey]

Here I sit broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted.

[trastrick]

Just now, crookesey said:

Here I sit broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted.

Only a penny?

 

You must be older than me!

[crookesey]

11 minutes ago, trastrick said:

Only a penny?

 

You must be older than me!

You’re only as old as the woman you feel.

[Findlay]

The consequences of any medication, high protein diet or lactose intolerance should not be shared with colleagues who will become distracted.

The work colleague was fully entitled to ask the flatulent person to remove themselves when necessary.

What a dirty and disgusting individual.

 

 

[Padders]

After a ripping fart, any remaining wind in the gut should be utilized to produce a mammoth belch.

This would prove beyond doubt to any onlookers that the Farter is indeed a man of many talents.

 

 

Edited December 24, 2021 by Padders

[Jack Grey]

The inevitable massive boxing day poo is always a tricky situation when staying at your partners parents house.

 

You have to plan it with military precision 🤨