Rare Utility Bill.

[Padders]

I'm currently in possession of a rare utility bill,

I say it's rare, because it's the biggest I've ever received  £506-72p.

I'm giving someone on here the opportunity to own this authentic piece of treasure, all you have do is pay the balance and it's yours.

I'm expecting a huge demand for this rarity, if this turns out to be the case, then I shall put all the applicants names in a hat, and raffle it off.

For an extra £9-99 I will enclose a "Padders Picture Frame"  (optional) Don't stick it in a drawer, hang it in a prominent place where you can sit and gaze at it.

An extra £2-50 will be required for Post and Packaging.. A small price to pay for such a desirable item.

Watch out for more amazing offers from the "House of Padders"

[hackey lad]

There’s a good market in used underwear ,  so I’ve heard 😀

[Padders]

11 minutes ago, hackey lad said:

There’s a good market in used underwear ,  so I’ve heard 😀

Funny you should mention that Hackey,

I've got quite a selection of brand new soiled underwear.

Unfortunately, not for sale...

[crookesey]

39 minutes ago, hackey lad said:

There’s a good market in used underwear ,  so I’ve heard 😀

Bring back my boxers. 

[hackey lad]

19 minutes ago, crookesey said:

Bring back my boxers. 

Sorry mate , got 15 quid for em 

[AlexAtkin]

You might be better off taking a photo of the bill and making it an NFT, they're all the rage, right?

You get to keep the valuable original while the purchaser gloats at owning the "rights" to its digital copy.

Edited February 23, 2022 by AlexAtkin