Sex On Holiday

[Leo Tomlinson]

When we go away to romantic  Country's with blue sky's and endless sandy beaches when  cocktales are drank at late dinners we find that the old urges from times  gone by when we were in the first joys of back row cinema seats  come rushing back into our lives . Is it the surf crashing onto the  shore , is it the new dresses and skimpy undies or is it just the cocktales at dinner .

Edited July 10, 2022 by Leo Tomlinson

[Padders]

21 minutes ago, Leo Tomlinson said:

When we go away to romantic  Country's with blue sky's and endless sandy beaches when  cocktales are drank at late dinners we find that the old urges from times  gone by when we were in the first joys of back row cinema seats  come rushing back into our lives . Is it the surf crashing onto the  shore , is it the new dresses and skimpy undies or is it just the cocktales at dinner .

My missis used to love a cocktail or too,

Not sure if she'd have been impressed with my **** Tales though.

[Guest sibon]

2 minutes ago, Padders said:

My missis used to love a cocktail or too,

Not sure if she'd have been impressed with my **** Tales though.

🦜🦜🦜

[Mr Bloke]

Hmmm...

That's a rather fetching little yellow number you're wearing, Mr Sibon.

Might I ask where you bought it?

[Guest sibon]

2 minutes ago, Mr Bloke said:

Hmmm...

That's a rather fetching little yellow number you're wearing, Mr Sibon.

Might I ask where you bought it?

I call it a cockatoo or three.

 

You can get them from Millets.

[crookesey]

Far too many, sounds like us two and god only knows who else, oh sorry did you say sex?

[hackey lad]

First day of holiday “ Well that’s got that out of the way , now we can enjoy the rest of the holiday “  .  Words spoken to me many years ago  😀

[cressida]

I've never had sex on holiday (accept with my ex)  

I did break out in heat spots in the Isle of Man and have never done since,  maybe it was the tall, dark and handsome TT race driver who was staying at the same place.

[Anna B]

2 hours ago, Leo Tomlinson said:

When we go away to romantic  Country's with blue sky's and endless sandy beaches when  cocktales are drank at late dinners we find that the old urges from times  gone by when we were in the first joys of back row cinema seats  come rushing back into our lives . Is it the surf crashing onto the  shore , is it the new dresses and skimpy undies or is it just the cocktales at dinner .

Does it matter? 

Bloody Hell, just enjoy it!

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Padders]

When I was in Cyprus I managed to do one 4 nights in a row..

On the 5th night my wife said to me "Fancy doing another one"

I was completely exhausted, and couldn't manage to get things to fit.

Them 1000 piece jigsaws take some doing.