Defending Yourself.

[The_DADDY]

Hypothetical scenario. 

You are asleep, it's night, you and your family are sleeping like babies.

You hear a bang, then a smashing of glass, then voices.

It's just you, your two kids and potentially a room full of burglars downstairs. 

You call the police. They are on their way but the burglars walk upstairs and try to enter your bedroom.  You're huddled in a corner with 2 frightened kids. You have a BB gun with the metal BBs . The door swings open, you aim, you fire, the burglar takes half a dozen BBs to the face..

Have you broken the law? 

[Baron99]

2 minutes ago, The_DADDY said:

Hypothetical scenario. 

You are asleep, it's night, you and your family are sleeping like babies.

You hear a bang, then a smashing of glass, then voices.

It's just you, your two kids and potentially a room full of burglars downstairs. 

You call the police. They are on their way but the burglars walk upstairs and try to enter your bedroom.  You're huddled in a corner with 2 frightened kids. You have a BB gun with the metal BBs . The door swings open, you aim, you fire, the burglar takes half a dozen BBs to the face..

Have you broken the law? 

My bold. 

 

Well if my dog, Sabre, will be enjoying meat balls downstairs.  As it's a hypothetical scenario, the Terminator I've built will deal with them. 

 

Failing the above, they've gonna' have to face me. 

[The_DADDY]

2 minutes ago, Baron99 said:

My bold. 

 

Well if my dog, Sabre, will be enjoying meat balls downstairs.  As it's a hypothetical scenario, the Terminator I've built will deal with them. 

 

Failing the above, they've gonna' have to face me. 

🤣

Cheers. Gave me a right giggle that did.

[The_DADDY]

5 minutes ago, Jack Grey said:

BB's?

 

If someone is in my house i will beat them to an inch of their life with a bat

 

Thats if they're lucky

 

 

You don't have a bat.

You have a BB gun.

Also, Shawshank Redemption?

Fantastic film 👏

[Baron99]

2 minutes ago, Jack Grey said:

BB's?

 

If someone is in my house i will beat them to an inch of their life with a bat

 

Thats if they're lucky 

I would once say "I'll beat you within an inch of your wife." 

 

Or in my younger days, "I'll leave you with a face your own mother wouldn't recognise." 

 

NEVER say your going to kill someone for someone disagreement. They 

[Jack Grey]

1 minute ago, Baron99 said:

I would once say "I'll beat you within an inch of your wife." 

 

Or in my younger days, "I'll leave you with a face your own mother wouldn't recognise." 

 

NEVER say your going to kill someone for someone disagreement. They 

I sleep naked so i'll panic......also i need to protect my family so i will start swinging until they're not a threat anymore

 

And i have a shotgun license so i suggest to any skally......bring it on 

[Guest makapaka]

1 hour ago, The_DADDY said:

Hypothetical scenario. 

You are asleep, it's night, you and your family are sleeping like babies.

You hear a bang, then a smashing of glass, then voices.

It's just you, your two kids and potentially a room full of burglars downstairs. 

You call the police. They are on their way but the burglars walk upstairs and try to enter your bedroom.  You're huddled in a corner with 2 frightened kids. You have a BB gun with the metal BBs . The door swings open, you aim, you fire, the burglar takes half a dozen BBs to the face..

Have you broken the law? 

Hammer under me bedside table.

 

Not particularly arsed about things like car keys  - come upstairs near me mrs and daughter and they’re  getting it round temple.

[Jack Grey]

9 minutes ago, makapaka said:

Hammer under me bedside table.

 

Not particularly arsed about things like car keys  - come upstairs near me mrs and daughter and they’re  getting it round temple.

Exactly.....prison doesn't even enter the mind

 

Them or us..........unfortunately the law defends them in this country 

[The_DADDY]

16 minutes ago, makapaka said:

Hammer under me bedside table.

 

Not particularly arsed about things like car keys  - come upstairs near me mrs and daughter and they’re  getting it round temple.

🤣 Love it. 

6 minutes ago, Jack Grey said:

Exactly.....prison doesn't even enter the mind

 

Them or us..........unfortunately the law defends them in this country 

This is true 

[Baron99]

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