Why Did Our Many Teacher's Breaths Smell Foul?

[Jim Hardie]

Don’t know about teachers but remember Benny Hill as the Halitosis Kid.

[Palomar]

My mate Simon wrote a song about our Maths teacher going to the pub at dinner time and throwing board rubbers at people in the afternoon. He performed it in front of him to his great embarrassment. This was 1981, there was no comeback.

[_lecro_]

9 hours ago, Electerrific said:

 nearly all teacher's breaths stank vile. Some way more than others (Certain RE and physics teachers! *cough*)

 

 

 

 

Reddish and Kinsey at a guess 😁

[Electerrific]

On 13/10/2022 at 21:28, _lecro_ said:

Reddish and Kinsey at a guess 😁

Yes! Bingo!!!

 

Strange characters - the first had sandals like wooden planks, the latter that same baggy suit that probably walked on it's own.

[Ridgewalk]

Never got near enough to any teachers to notice their breath

[rogets]

On 13/10/2022 at 12:00, Electerrific said:

I was at Rowlinson in the 70's-80's and, as it may have been at many establishments, nearly all teacher's breaths stank vile. Some way more than others (Certain RE and physics teachers! *cough*)

 

And that was even from a couple of feet away, let alone if they leaned in, or over your shoulder!

 

But why? Coffee and cigs? Not brushing teeth? Medical issues?

 

Take a mint before lessons, for Christ's sakes.

 

 

Our inglish teecher waz thik

 

but spots cooch waz gr8 four footy lesons at PE  exlant couching

[Al Bundy]

5 hours ago, Electerrific said:

Yes! Bingo!!!

 

Strange characters - the first had sandals like wooden planks, the latter that same baggy suit that probably walked on it's own.

Reddish was a nice bloke though. Shame RE was poo.

[Delbow]

The fug in the staff room was thicker than the dry ice at a hair metal concert, so yeah probably faaags innit.

[pfifes]

There was an overpowering aroma of cigarette smoke and nasty coffee that escaped the from the staff room whenever they opened it so that no doubt had something to do with it. I think a lot didn’t go to the dentist too often either judging by the state of their teeth so that was another reason for the dog breath.