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Safely Disposing Of Gold.


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2 hours ago, sibon said:

Take it to the nearest filling station and swap it for 10 000 000 000 litres of unleaded petrol.

 

And buy yourself a generator.

Oh no, that would be terrible, I’d have to pay someone a kings ransom to relieve me of all that unleaded petroleum! Plus, I’m not convinced 10 trillion litres of the stuff would fit in my bathtub!

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15 hours ago, Waldo said:

Running out of room at home, and have a spare few cubic meters of gold to dispose of. How can I safely get rid of it?

How old is it?

 

Nice man who comes on telly claims he'll even buy your old gold!

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Thanks for your kind suggestions everyone! You’ll all be happy to learn I’ve resolved my problem…

 

In the middle of the night, while no-one was looking, I sneaked it all out of the house (my back is now killing me) and left it on the grass verge just outside for the scrappers to take.

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57 minutes ago, Waldo said:

Thanks for your kind suggestions everyone! You’ll all be happy to learn I’ve resolved my problem…

 

In the middle of the night, while no-one was looking, I sneaked it all out of the house (my back is now killing me) and left it on the grass verge just outside for the scrappers to take.

So you ask a serious question,

People have very kindly responded with good suggestions.

And what do you do, dump it illegally on a grass verge, where someone could trip over it and injure themselves.

Shame on you, I hope the local authority issue you with a heavy fine..

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