cuttsie Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 (edited) Walking towards me in Barnsley market , A film star looking lass of middle age , She looked me in the eye ,smiled and gave me a come hither look , The kind of look that brings the birds out of the trees , We passed. I turned to purus her retreating butt, pursed my lips puffed out my cheeks to give a compliment Wolf whistle, Then stopped mi sen realising it would get me 12 months in Lincoln jail and front page news int Star . Oh well. It made my day anyway Edited December 20, 2022 by cuttsie 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockers rule Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 8 minutes ago, cuttsie said: Walking towards me in Barnsley market , A film star looking lass of middle age , She looked me in the eye ,smiled and gave me a come hither look , The kind of look that brings the birds out of the trees , We passed. I turned to purus her retreating butt, pursed my lips puffed out my cheeks to give a compliment Wolf whistle, Then stopped mi sen realising it would get me 12 months in Lincoln jail and front page news int Star . Oh well. It made my day anyway Christmas dinner in't stripey cell (next years as well if you haven't been a good boy during your stay), all yer heating and food paid for 12 months what's not to like As our old English teacher used to say "Always grab an opportunity when it comes along" Although, as the possibilities of finding another 'middle age looker of 'Film-star quality' worthy of 'Wolf whistling at' in Barnsley Market don't come around that often, you could be waiting a while Keep safe out there 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bloke Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 36 minutes ago, cuttsie said: Walking towards me in Barnsley market , A film star looking lass of middle age , She looked me in the eye ,smiled and gave me a come hither look , The kind of look that brings the birds out of the trees , We passed. I turned to purus her retreating butt, pursed my lips puffed out my cheeks to give a compliment Wolf whistle, Then stopped mi sen realising it would get me 12 months in Lincoln jail and front page news int Star . Oh well. It made my day anyway Hmmm... I'm guessing it was probably Slinny... ... in drag! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 Is blowing an ordinary whistle arrestable? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackey lad Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 At this moment I am using a lot of self restraint 😃 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 (edited) Hope it's not what I've said🙃 Edited December 20, 2022 by cressida Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackey lad Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 6 minutes ago, cressida said: Hope it's not what I've said🙃 😃 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 I need a dictionary of what I can or cannot say where you are concerned! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meltman Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, cressida said: Edited December 20, 2022 by Meltman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted December 20, 2022 Share Posted December 20, 2022 You keep posting when I told you I've put you on ignore, any more and I'll report you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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