Chekhov Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 2 hours ago, hackey lad said: If you’re not having much luck with the ladies, forget the hair transplant . Just give me lifetime membership of Padders bar , become my apprentice and I will train you in the act of Lurve , using my years of extensive knowledge of the wooing the ladies Can you call them "ladies" any more ? I mean if using that as a term of exclusion ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockers rule Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 2 minutes ago, Chekhov said: Can you call them "ladies" any more ? I mean if using that as a term of exclusion ? I think you will find our Padders is strictly a ladies man Cheekofit, unless t'others need a hand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackey lad Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 3 hours ago, Padders said: I've been given that title already by Eileen. That’s all well and good but I thought you were after a better quality Lady , more refined . One that will wet nurse you in your dotage 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davyboy Posted December 28, 2022 Share Posted December 28, 2022 See secret Paddersis to catch them before you loose your thatch. After that I'm afraid it will be upto your personality, which judging by your posts on here is pretty remote. Or flash your wallet( ahem) 1 minute ago, davyboy said: See secret Paddersis to catch them before you loose your thatch. After that I'm afraid it will be upto your personality, which judging by your posts on here is pretty remote. Or flash your wallet( ahem) This I'm sorry to said is from personal experience, having lost my thatch after 62 years of marriage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 A bald man I know had a rabbit tattooed on his head.! Why a rabbit I asked ? Because it looks like hare he replied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 My friends wife left him when he went bald. Are you upset, I asked him. No, it’s hair loss not mine.! My neighbour knew he was going bald when his barber asked him “ Which of your three hairs do you want me to trim ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meltman Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 Keep 'em coming Pattricia, we need a good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 43 minutes ago, Meltman said: Keep 'em coming Pattricia, we need a good laugh. That’s what I told Clooney when he showed me his “ Tool” ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meltman Posted December 29, 2022 Share Posted December 29, 2022 (edited) 🤣Ha. Ha I like it Pattricia. 😘😘 Edited December 29, 2022 by Meltman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted December 29, 2022 Author Share Posted December 29, 2022 3 hours ago, pattricia said: That’s what I told Clooney when he showed me his “ Tool” ! Was it a screwing tool? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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