Padders Posted April 2, 2023 Share Posted April 2, 2023 I fancy going Haggis spotting, But I don't want to go to Scott-a-Land. Is there anywhere in South Yorkshire where Haggis can be found? It sounds very interesting, The wild Haggis can be found on firm, flat ground, where they run around in circles with a direction based on gender. If you can find a herd, reduce the radius of their flight, and you'll be able to witness the Haggis mating frenzy, as they can only mate as they crash into each other on the run. The unsuccessful ones will find themselves served with Mashed Potato and Turnip. It's very technical and difficult... They use the same tactics as their close relative, the Fabled and much loved Aussie Drop Bear, difference being, the Drop Bear only targets young Swedish women campers, who, when terrified by the Drop Bear, run to young Buff Aussie guys camping nearby and ask for protection. April and May is when their passion is at it's highest, and I would love to see this natural spectacle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meltman Posted April 2, 2023 Share Posted April 2, 2023 Have you been on the strong stuff again? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackey lad Posted April 2, 2023 Share Posted April 2, 2023 8 minutes ago, Padders said: I fancy going Haggis spotting, But I don't want to go to Scott-a-Land. Is there anywhere in South Yorkshire where Haggis can be found? It sounds very interesting, The wild Haggis can be found on firm, flat ground, where they run around in circles with a direction based on gender. If you can find a herd, reduce the radius of their flight, and you'll be able to witness the Haggis mating frenzy, as they can only mate as they crash into each other on the run. The unsuccessful ones will find themselves served with Mashed Potato and Turnip. It's very technical and difficult... They use the same tactics as their close relative, the Fabled and much loved Aussie Drop Bear, difference being, the Drop Bear only targets young Swedish women campers, who, when terrified by the Drop Bear, run to young Buff Aussie guys camping nearby and ask for protection. April and May is when their passion is at it's highest, and I would love to see this natural spectacle. How do they run ? Haggi (plural) don't have legs . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted April 2, 2023 Author Share Posted April 2, 2023 1 minute ago, Meltman said: Have you been on the strong stuff again? NO !!! I'm being serious. 1 minute ago, hackey lad said: How do they run ? Haggi (plural) don't have legs . They have 4 little legs Hackey, Each pointing in a different direction enabling them to run in circles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_DADDY Posted April 2, 2023 Share Posted April 2, 2023 16 minutes ago, Padders said: I fancy going Haggis spotting, But I don't want to go to Scott-a-Land. Is there anywhere in South Yorkshire where Haggis can be found? It sounds very interesting, The wild Haggis can be found on firm, flat ground, where they run around in circles with a direction based on gender. If you can find a herd, reduce the radius of their flight, and you'll be able to witness the Haggis mating frenzy, as they can only mate as they crash into each other on the run. The unsuccessful ones will find themselves served with Mashed Potato and Turnip. It's very technical and difficult... They use the same tactics as their close relative, the Fabled and much loved Aussie Drop Bear, difference being, the Drop Bear only targets young Swedish women campers, who, when terrified by the Drop Bear, run to young Buff Aussie guys camping nearby and ask for protection. April and May is when their passion is at it's highest, and I would love to see this natural spectacle. Rumour has it Barnsley is where you need to search. Here, this is what they look like..... Good hunting fella ✊️ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted April 2, 2023 Author Share Posted April 2, 2023 3 minutes ago, The_DADDY said: Rumour has it Barnsley is where you need to search. Here, this is what they look like..... Good hunting fella.️ That's em Daddy, Your a ruddy genius, where the hell did you get that photo from. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackey lad Posted April 2, 2023 Share Posted April 2, 2023 One on the right reminds me of an old Jack Russell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meltman Posted April 2, 2023 Share Posted April 2, 2023 Good luck if it's the rare 'lesser spotted wild haggis ' you are after. There's a clue in it's name! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_DADDY Posted April 2, 2023 Share Posted April 2, 2023 1 minute ago, Padders said: That's em Daddy, Your a ruddy genius, where the hell did you get that photo from. From a hunting trip I went on some years back. 7 of us went, only 3 of us returned. 😭 Be careful fella. They are more dangerous than they look... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longcol Posted April 2, 2023 Share Posted April 2, 2023 16 minutes ago, hackey lad said: One on the right reminds me of an old Jack Russell They remind me of Dougal from the Magic Roundabout. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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