I Farted In The South Stand.

[Alextopman]

How many points do we get for that?.

[monzaman]

I have just read 34 items about the blades on twitter, the star and facebook, I was just wondering about posting them all on here, what do you think Alex, i think it would bore the pants off people so I won't bother!!!!

[Padders]

1 hour ago, Alextopman said:

How many points do we get for that?.

Funny dat,

Went to ASDA this morning..

I was walking up and down the aisle's looking at crap that nobody really likes, when I got level with that section that has candles on display, I trumped!

You know one of them silent ones, but deadly stinkers, them that sneak up and murder your nose..

Then a young couple appeared, and the bloke picked up a candle and said to his other half "PHEW! who would buy that"

He looked at his other half and said "Smell this babe, it smells like Poo"

I couldn't help but laugh..........

[PapaLazarou]

I just emailed SUFC and asked if they wanted anyone to repeat every tweet and news item on Sheffield forum. I offered to volunteer for the job.

 

They said no.

 

They said it would be unnecessary and sad.  

Edited April 14, 2023 by PapaLazarou

[owl.66]

So that's the BREAKING news or just a WIND up  on here now 🤔 😀

Edited April 14, 2023 by owl.66

[Al Bundy]

On 14/04/2023 at 22:14, Alextopman said:

How many points do we get for that?.

Need more information.

 

Was it loud, smelly, obnoxious etc etc.

 

Without these important facts it's hard to give an accurate answer.