Taking Your Infant On Holiday Is Pointless

[Al Bundy]

To be fair it's not just kids that ruin the flight experience.

 

Flying used to be pleasurable until the low cost airlines came to the for. Now, any feckless chav can afford to fly bringing on board their brats and McDonald's.

 

I had the fortune to fly 1st class a few years ago, it was pure bliss. No shouting, no loud music from iPhones, no fecker up and down using the toilet every 30 minutes and folk who have the intelligence not to take their seat belts off and stand-up before they should.

 

These days just watching folk trying to find their seat is a documentary waiting to happen.

[Al Bundy]

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12279721/Shocking-footage-shows-two-men-brawling-Ryanair-plane-argument-seat.html

 

I rest my case.

[Padders]

4 minutes ago, Al Bundy said:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12279721/Shocking-footage-shows-two-men-brawling-Ryanair-plane-argument-seat.html

 

I rest my case.

Never seen owt like that Mr. Bundy.

To be fair, I've lost count of the number of flights I've taken and never had problems.

Just that once which has always stuck in my mind.

And just to add, what did the mother do to calm her infant?

Feed it some warm milk, read it a nice soothing story, Nope, she turned her seat into a bed, puffed up a pillow, and pretended to go to sleep.

I knew full well she wasn't actually asleep.

First- it would have been impossible,

Second-no mother can sleep through the cries of her own child,

And thirdly- I made a point of regular trips to the toilet, so I could hit my rolled up newspaper over the silly woman's head.

I reckon that's why the lung was so agitated, the person it knows and loves was apparently dead.

[Guest]

On 12/06/2023 at 00:52, Jack Grey said:

There were some people on my plane to Thailand with babies

 

I just couldnt understand why they would fly for 16 hours to a country that has 40 degree weather with a baby

 

Its insane

I can't understand why someone would fly for 16 hours to a country that has 40 degree weather even WITHOUT a baby.

I think all that sun has affected the judgement of the lot of you.

No wonder any aliens are reluctant to land and say hello.

[Al Bundy]

32 minutes ago, Organgrinder said:

I can't understand why someone would fly for 16 hours to a country that has 40 degree weather even WITHOUT a baby.

I think all that sun has affected the judgement of the lot of you.

No wonder any aliens are reluctant to land and say hello.

They are most probably too worried about bumping into you.

 

😉

[Padders]

39 minutes ago, Organgrinder said:

 

No wonder any aliens are reluctant to land and say hello.

I don't know about Aliens,

But I think we have to many Alias's on the forum.

[Guest]

57 minutes ago, Padders said:

I don't know about Aliens,

But I think we have to many Alias's on the forum.

I don't think you fully understand the definition of Alia

1 hour ago, Al Bundy said:

They are most probably too worried about bumping into you.

 

😉

It's unlikely that it would be me that they bump into when it's you lot who are gadding about all the time.

[Al Bundy]

21 minutes ago, Organgrinder said:

I don't think you fully understand the definition of Alia

It's unlikely that it would be me that they bump into when it's you lot who are gadding about all the time.

Humour ain't your bag is it.

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Al Bundy said:

Humour ain't your bag is it.

I quite like humour when the comedians realise they're comedians,  not when it's dopes trying and failing,  to take the p.

Edited July 9, 2023 by Organgrinder

[Al Bundy]

19 minutes ago, Organgrinder said:

I quite like humour when the comedians realise they're comedians,  not when it's dopes trying and failing,  to take the p.

Ok grouchy.