pattricia Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 29 minutes ago, PRESLEY said: Youll need Magnifying glasses, anyhow Padders is quiet tonight, he is probably down the Gym with a couple of Chippendales, sprawled out on em that is. Do I need a tape measure as well ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melthebell Posted June 16, 2023 Share Posted June 16, 2023 2 hours ago, pattricia said: Ok then. My binoculars are ready ! And microscope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 9 hours ago, melthebell said: And microscope So……. Are you joining The Full Monty Sheffield Forumers Mel ? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
melthebell Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 Only if you've got access to the Hubble telescope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 2 hours ago, melthebell said: Only if you've got access to the Hubble telescope No need to. I’m on the front row ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Bloke Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 3 hours ago, pattricia said: So……. Are you joining The Full Monty Sheffield Forumers Mel ? Hmmm... I heard a rumour that there's been a bit of a falling out at Padders Bar! Apparently, Mr Padders has had to pull out prematurely after he was overheard saying that he planned to wear his new pair of budgie smugglers... ... but Flapper didn't fancy a supporting role! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 54 minutes ago, Mr Bloke said: Hmmm... I heard a rumour that there's been a bit of a falling out at Padders Bar! Apparently, Mr Padders has had to pull out prematurely after he was overheard saying that he planned to wear his new pair of budgie smugglers... ... but Flapper didn't fancy a supporting role! Now I want you all in a row, with your birth certificates ! Don’t want any droopy objects trying to get onstage with the fit ones.! Tickets are now on sale ladies ! First come first served, and you may get a front row seat ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 You know what they say Mel, hubble bubble toil and trouble! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 1 hour ago, cressida said: You know what they say Mel, hubble bubble toil and trouble! Don’t forget your binoculars Cressy ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted June 17, 2023 Share Posted June 17, 2023 1 hour ago, pattricia said: Don’t forget your binoculars Cressy ! No thank you, my mother used to say women had beautiful bodies and men had ---- bodies. 1 hour ago, pattricia said: Don’t forget your binoculars Cressy ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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