hackey lad Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 5 hours ago, Jack Grey said: True but it's acceptable when youre old No one is gonna shout at an old man who farts in a lift 😂😂😂 Comedy gold . Got tears in my eyes at that comment . Nothing funnier than a well timed fart . Once found my phone in the fridge .😀 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 6 minutes ago, dsweetman said: not so funny when one,s partner developes alzheimers,it becomes very difficult not to snap when the same comment is made 6 times during 1/2 an hour!What was a loving relationship for 55 years is in danger of complete collapse! If she isn't aware that it's irksome, what if you walked into another room would she be able to understand, not meaning to be obtuse but wondering if she can make an observation when she has clarity that it's upsetting for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 7 minutes ago, hackey lad said: 😂😂😂 Comedy gold . Got tears in my eyes at that comment . Nothing funnier than a well timed fart . Once found my phone in the fridge .😀 Evening Hackey, Just found an interesting bit of information for you........ According to the Guinness Book of Records, the longest fart ever recorded was 2 minutes-42 seconds, by a Bernard Clemmens.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackey lad Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 12 minutes ago, Padders said: Evening Hackey, Just found an interesting bit of information for you........ According to the Guinness Book of Records, the longest fart ever recorded was 2 minutes-42 seconds, by a Bernard Clemmens.. Amateur 😀 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Bundy Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 (edited) 24 minutes ago, Padders said: Evening Hackey, Just found an interesting bit of information for you........ According to the Guinness Book of Records, the longest fart ever recorded was 2 minutes-42 seconds, by a Bernard Clemmens.. But did it honk? Without the smell they seem a tad pointless. Edited August 19, 2023 by Al Bundy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prettytom Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 5 hours ago, Jack Grey said: True but it's acceptable when youre old No one is gonna shout at an old man who farts in a lift That’s simply untrue. Dont ask me how I know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Bundy Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 (edited) This bloke is one of my YouTube go tos when I need a laugh. Humor bagel. https://youtube.com/shorts/72k4y9my0fM?si=urbyKj7pSONv5BZm Edited August 19, 2023 by Al Bundy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsweetman Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 48 minutes ago, cressida said: If she isn't aware that it's irksome, what if you walked into another room would she be able to understand, not meaning to be obtuse but wondering if she can make an observation when she has clarity that it's upsetting for you. I try,these days to be in another room!but that is difficult when we are going somewhere in the car!Among other things is forgetting something that I tell her and me being accused of not sharing information so I now have a calender on which I place coloured stickers for events! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackey lad Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 (edited) 22 minutes ago, Al Bundy said: But did it honk? Without the smell they seem a tad pointless. No need for the smell . As long as its loud its funny Edited August 19, 2023 by hackey lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Bundy Posted August 19, 2023 Share Posted August 19, 2023 2 minutes ago, hackey lad said: No need for the smell . As long as its loud its funny How do you know if it's gonna smell or not though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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