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All these people getting bleedin' murdered all of the time. 

 

It's getting bloomin' annoying. 

 

And I think I've come up with a way to stop them: why doesnt the person who is about to get murdered simply tell them to stop? 

 

Here, have a chart! 

 

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The virus is indiscriminate, or something. 

 

 

 

 

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Frankly, you'd think that someone about to be murdered would have enough about them to tell the would-be murderer where to get off.  Up to, and including, giving them a well-deserved slap.  That would do the job.

 

I blame the authoritarian left.  And women.  Especially the women.

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2 minutes ago, Hecate said:

Frankly, you'd think that someone about to be murdered would have enough about them to tell the would-be murderer where to get off.  Up to, and including, giving them a well-deserved slap.  That would do the job.

 

I blame the authoritarian left.  And women.  Especially the women.

....and the men should be forced to wear burkas to hide their shame!

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5 hours ago, HeHasRisen said:

All these people getting bleedin' murdered all of the time. 

 

It's getting bloomin' annoying. 

 

And I think I've come up with a way to stop them: why doesnt the person who is about to get murdered simply tell them to stop? 

 

Here, have a chart! 

 

asher-ucr-2016-0922-1-corrected.png

 

The virus is indiscriminate, or something. 

 

 

 

 

That’s a ridiculous hypothesis. Imagine attempting to reduce something as complex as the causes of murder to a single variable.

 

Lazy maths. Intellectually shallow nonsense.

 

And nowhere near enough italics, or colours.

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