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19 minutes ago, hackey lad said:

Owt happening yet ?

They 3 new signings are all huddled in that corner of the rust-bucket where the wind blows through the gaps in the stands (just off Penistone Road past the weeds that grow up the side), looking at contracts & checking when they all last changed their pants.

 

Kelvins not there, of course (he never is). He’s in the motel with his Mum Norma and his other alter-egos, frantically messaging Cressida for likes, and DM’ing cuttsie with messages that say “Please call it “the temple”, cuttsie, because that’ll really finish  em off.  If you call it the temple I will be the king of the forum”.

 

Remember where you heard it!

 

 

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1 minute ago, PapaLazarou said:

They 3 new signings are all huddled in that corner of the rust-bucket where the wind blows through the gaps in the stands (just off Penistone Road past the weeds that grow up the side), looking at contracts & checking when they all last changed their pants.

 

Kelvins not there, of course (he never is). He’s in the motel with his Mum Norma and his other alter-egos, frantically messaging Cressida for likes, and DM’ing cuttsie with messages that say “Please call it “the temple”, cuttsie, because that’ll really finish  em off.  If you call it the temple I will be the king of the forum”.

 

Remember where you heard it!

 

 

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