Delbow Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 Gentlemen, if you are at a 'pelican' or 'puffin' crossing over a busy thoroughfare, you can expedite your crossing of the road simply by pressing the button attached to the pole at the crossing. This will turn the light red for traffic and give you the 'green man' symbol, allowing you to cross. Whilst it is acknowledged that this reduces the hazard in crossing the road, do not let this deter you. It is important to note that PRESSING THE BUTTON DO NOT MAKE U GAY. Hope that helps. 1 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuttsie Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 The Twwattts that press the button then run across and vanish leaving no one sight and stopping the traffic get up my wick . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Bundy Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 If there are no cars coming in either direction and I feel it's completely safe for an adult to cross, thus not making cars having to stop unnecessary, can I not just cross without pressing the button? Or does that make me bisexual? 2 minutes ago, cuttsie said: The Twwattts that press the button then run across and vanish leaving no one sight and stopping the traffic get up my wick . Exactly Woodseats is now completely at a standstill due to the unnecessary gazillion pedestrian crossings, and most of the time you are sat waiting in the red light when no fecker is crossing!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbow Posted December 13, 2023 Author Share Posted December 13, 2023 (edited) 12 minutes ago, Al Bundy said: If there are no cars coming in either direction and I feel it's completely safe for an adult to cross, thus not making cars having to stop unnecessary, can I not just cross without pressing the button? Oh sure, it's the ones who take ages to get across a busy road because they can't be seen to be so unmanly as to press the button that make me laugh. As well as the ones who deliberately cross slowly to make some kind of a point. How woeful must your inner life be that you feel like you've got one over on everyone else by delaying traffic for three additional seconds? (It does make you bisexual though) Edited December 13, 2023 by Delbow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Bundy Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 7 minutes ago, Delbow said: Oh sure, it's the ones who take ages to get across a busy road because they can't be seen to be so unmanly as to press the button that make me laugh. As well as the ones who deliberately cross slowly to make some kind of a point. How woeful must your inner life be that you feel like you've got one over on everyone else by delaying traffic for three additional seconds? Ah right, I agree. Although I was starting to question my sexual preferences for a minute. 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prettytom Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Al Bundy said: If there are no cars coming in either direction and I feel it's completely safe for an adult to cross, thus not making cars having to stop unnecessary, can I not just cross without pressing the button? Or does that make me bisexual? Exactly Woodseats is now completely at a standstill due to the unnecessary gazillion pedestrian crossings, and most of the time you are sat waiting in the red light when no fecker is crossing!! I’ve just driven through Woodseats. I had plenty of time to do some research. I’ve concluded that it is the cars, not the pedestrians to blame for the congestion. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Bundy Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 1 minute ago, Prettytom said: I’ve just driven through Woodseats. I had plenty of time to do some research. I’ve concluded that it is the cars, not the pedestrians to blame for the congestion. Because of too many damn pedestrian crossings!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockers rule Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Al Bundy said: If there are no cars coming in either direction and I feel it's completely safe for an adult to cross, thus not making cars having to stop unnecessary, can I not just cross without pressing the button? Or does that make me bisexual? Exactly Woodseats is now completely at a standstill due to the unnecessary gazillion pedestrian crossings, and most of the time you are sat waiting in the red light when no fecker is crossing!! See there is the crux of the problem . Pedestrianise all of Woodseat No more pesky buttons to press or not press, no more motor vehicles, just the simple joy of running down centre of road in gay abandon . (Clothing optional ) 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Irene Swaine Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 15 minutes ago, Rockers rule said: See there is the crux of the problem . Pedestrianise all of Woodseat No more pesky buttons to press or not press, no more motor vehicles, just the simple joy of running down centre of road in gay abandon . (Clothing optional ) I can imagine the synchronous sound of fallacies slapping against navels as the men run past the Chantry in liberation. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Bundy Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 7 minutes ago, Irene Swaine said: I can imagine the synchronous sound of fallacies slapping against navels as the men run past the Chantry in liberation. Ain't been in there for years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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