Be Careful This Christmas Chaps.

[cressida]

1 minute ago, The_DADDY said:

Not a chance.

My hand would never forgive me. 

Or your new date.

[The_DADDY]

4 minutes ago, cressida said:

Or your new date.

Haha. Turns out she was triple jabbed so she had to go. 

[hackey lad]

Just now, The_DADDY said:

Haha. Turns out she was triple jabbed so she had to go. 

Did you tell her to hop off 😀

[The_DADDY]

Just now, hackey lad said:

Did you tell her to hop off 😀

I'm not that insensitive. 

[Rockers rule]

3 hours ago, cressida said:

You'll have to give it up over Xmas.

I'll take razor to my wrist first 

[hackey lad]

Not as bad as a ripped banjo strap .

[Thirsty Relic]

19 hours ago, cressida said:

I don't what that is,  thank goodness.

Oddly enough, that is the second time I've heard that term used.  It took me a while to remember where I'd first heard it, but it's come back to me now - I overheard mention of it in a conversation at Padders Bar.  I'm pretty sure it was someone with the memorable name of Longprong.  Perhaps if you popped into said bar and asked around........

[Padders]

2 hours ago, Thirsty Relic said:

Oddly enough, that is the second time I've heard that term used.  It took me a while to remember where I'd first heard it, but it's come back to me now - I overheard mention of it in a conversation at Padders Bar.  I'm pretty sure it was someone with the memorable name of Longprong.  Perhaps if you popped into said bar and asked around........

Good afternoon my good friend, what a shocker!

Now lets get down to business.

First of all can I offer my sincere apologies for you "Overhearing" a some what vulgar phrase in our establishment...

I can assure you that all our staff are fully trained in the practice of Etiquette..

I can also assure you that our Mr. Longprong always watches his P's and Q's rigidly while on duty..

"Padders Bar" as you know, always goes to great length's to maintain the utmost satisfaction for all our customers.

Please accept a complimentary drink as a way of an apology..  🍺

[Thirsty Relic]

Thanks Padders - that went down quite easily!