Jack Grey Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 Just a bit of fun....I'll start off with this one 🎄🎅🎁⛄🌟 "What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?" "Tinselitis!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 13 minutes ago, Jack Grey said: Just a bit of fun....I'll start off with this one 🎄🎅🎁⛄🌟 "What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?" "Tinselitis!" There's a good one on Syrup's joke thread Jack. Posted by Baron today.. made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hauxwell Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 19 minutes ago, Padders said: There's a good one on Syrup's joke thread Jack. Posted by Baron today.. made me laugh. What about my Christmas joke Padders, I thought it was alright. Here it is again. It was the school Nativity Play. The three wise men had arrived bringing gifts to the baby Jesus. The first wise man said, ‘I bring gold.’ The second said, ‘I bring myrrh.’ The third said ‘and Frank sent this!’ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_DADDY Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 Why does father Christmas have such a large sack? Because He only comes once a year. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hauxwell Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 I have to admit Barons joke is good, here it is - Well Christmas is nearly here & I start thinking back to Christmases past. The eager anticipation & excitement. Seeing all the presents, tearing off the wrapping paper without a care. Opening the Christmas cards & collecting all the money. Oh I do miss my days down the sorting office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hauxwell Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 What did Santa do when he went speed dating? He pulled a cracker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Grey Posted December 22, 2023 Author Share Posted December 22, 2023 How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He felt his presents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPP Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 48 minutes ago, hauxwell said: What about my Christmas joke Padders, I thought it was alright. Here it is again. It was the school Nativity Play. The three wise men had arrived bringing gifts to the baby Jesus. The first wise man said, ‘I bring gold.’ The second said, ‘I bring myrrh.’ The third said ‘and Frank sent this!’ Oh My God, what have I done! My sincere apologies Mr. Hauxwell. I checked the thread , and didn't realize Baron had posted after you.. It was Your joke I was referring to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Grey Posted December 22, 2023 Author Share Posted December 22, 2023 What is white and minty? A polo bear! 😁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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