Meltman Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 What's an ig ? An Eskimo house without a loo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister M Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 Why couldn't Santa go down the chimney? He had Claus trophobia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cressida Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don't smoke it's bad for my elf. What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas? Twerky Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas Eve. What happened to the man who stole an Advent calendar? He got 25 years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palomar Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 The council told me to take my giant inflatable Rudolf out of the garden. I said "Be reasonable, he tried to negotiate peace in 1941." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hauxwell Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 11 hours ago, Padders said: Oh My God, what have I done! My sincere apologies Mr. Hauxwell. I checked the thread , and didn't realize Baron had posted after you.. It was Your joke I was referring to. Apologies excepted because it’s Christmas. from Mrs Hauxwell. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
despritdan Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 My local farmer told me he's started breeding 3 legged turkeys for Christmas so I asked him what they tasted like. "I don't know," he said, "I haven't caught one yet." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palomar Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 I've got one of those Eton themed advent calendars this year. Father's contacts open all the doors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crookesey Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 Santa comes once a year, but when he does he fills your stockings. 😉 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxydebs Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 On 22/12/2023 at 21:03, BigPP said: How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep pan, crisp and even. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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