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  • Some comments from school reports, not from mine, may I add.
  • All I got was ‘Could do better.’ ‘Satisfactory progress etc’.
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  • The improvement in his handwriting has revealed his inability to spell.
  • He has given me a new definition of stoicism: he grins and I bear it.
  • Would be lazy but for absence.
  • Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
  • Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
  • Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
  • This student should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.
  • This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
  • He has lots of good ideas but needs to learn that others do too.
  • It would seem that he thinks he is running the school and not me. If this attitude persists one of us will have to leave.
  • This student is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

echo.

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6 hours ago, echo beach said:
  • Some comments from school reports, not from mine, may I add.
  • All I got was ‘Could do better.’ ‘Satisfactory progress etc’.
  •  
  • The improvement in his handwriting has revealed his inability to spell.
  • He has given me a new definition of stoicism: he grins and I bear it.
  • Would be lazy but for absence.
  • Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.
  • Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.
  • Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
  • This student should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.
  • This young lady has delusions of adequacy.
  • He has lots of good ideas but needs to learn that others do too.
  • It would seem that he thinks he is running the school and not me. If this attitude persists one of us will have to leave.
  • This student is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

echo.

Sounds like another scrap dealer ..guaranteed to be a millionaire 

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