Vrsaljko Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 18 minutes ago, Axe said: Do you think both parties always live happily ever after? Some do, some don't. There's definitely some abuse of the immigration system going on though which I've seen first hand via my work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackey lad Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 58 minutes ago, Meltman said: I could send you some pictures! Pervert 😀 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zach Clay Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Its the same thing with those dozy 60 year old women divorcees who go on holiday to Turkey and end up marrying a 21 year old waiter But they never live in Turkey.....they always want to come live in the UK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alextopman Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 28 minutes ago, Zach Clay said: Its the same thing with those dozy 60 year old women divorcees who go on holiday to Turkey and end up marrying a 21 year old waiter But they never live in Turkey.....they always want to come live in the UK I know a Bloke who was very well known in town he boozed down Dixon Lane a lot. He inherited his Mother's house, anyway he fetched a Woman back from Thailand and married her. One Sunday morning he was walking around the car boot sale and dropped dead. She ended up with his house, sold it and went back to Thailand. I'm quite sure the OP in this thread knew who he was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sierra Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 4 hours ago, pattricia said: Is there a catalogue with men in ? pattricia, you're killing me! 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pfifes Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 9 hours ago, cuttsie said: I often see blokes of certain age , weight. Scruffy and so on with a gorgeous Oriental lass on his arm . Much attention is usually on show . Holding on tightly to arm or hands . These lasses some times look miserable as though they are in a different World . One couple live near us ,he matches the above description , Gravy stained jumper mucky trousers and belly . She is around the mid 20 's , Slim and very attractive , So I asked my pal who lives next door to them just what she sees in the bloke , His answer was" He got her from the catalogues. I said " what's that all about " He said " just that he picked her from a website and married her . " He is having me on int he . Joe Carroll off the The Royle Family sent off for a new wife from a catalogue after his Mary passed on didn’t he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuttsie Posted April 1 Author Share Posted April 1 51 minutes ago, pfifes said: Joe Carroll off the The Royle Family sent off for a new wife from a catalogue after his Mary passed on didn’t he? Where did Mary go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 5 hours ago, Meltman said: I could send you some pictures! Well now that George Clooney is spoken for, you’d better get on with it ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 5 hours ago, Padders said: Still waiting for my 2/6d I may make it 3 shillings ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackey lad Posted April 2 Share Posted April 2 7 hours ago, hackey lad said: I’ve got a personal calendar you can have 😉 Ahem , all tastefully done of course . September is probably the best. Could be yours for a few shillings . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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