Slighty batty Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 My ex-husband once said to me "Darling, how d'you fancy wearing bearskin stockings?" And I was thinking crikey, I knew he was a bit kinky, but not that much, and where on earth do they sell bearskin stockings anyway? Does Russia have some old stock left over from the 1930's ?? Anyway, it turns out it was just his plummy little accent because then he said "Mmm, how about it darling? Basque 'n' stockings?" and light dawned... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz678 Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 1 minute ago, Slighty batty said: My ex-husband once said to me "Darling, how d'you fancy wearing bearskin stockings?" And I was thinking crikey, I knew he was a bit kinky, but not that much, and where on earth do they sell bearskin stockings anyway? Does Russia have some old stock left over from the 1930's ?? Anyway, it turns out it was just his plummy little accent because then he said "Mmm, how about it darling? Basque 'n' stockings?" and light dawned... Not had a treat like that since 1980! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 7 minutes ago, hackey lad said: Here's the thing Hackey, If the girls tell us they won't wear stockings because they are impractical, well we'll give up as well! At the moment we tend not to pick our noses when were in their company because it's a bit slovenly, but if their going to slob around in a pair of footless tights and a sack, then they won't mind if we bury an index finger in each of our nostrils and dig away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz678 Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 Just now, Padders said: Here's the thing Hackey, If the girls tell us they won't wear stockings because they are impractical, well we'll give up as well! At the moment we tend not to pick our noses when were in their company because it's a bit slovenly, but if their going to slob around in a pair of footless tights and a sack, then they won't mind if we bury an index finger in each of our nostrils and dig away... Ah especially at traffic lights 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz678 Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 Just now, gaz678 said: Ah especially at traffic lights Unless am on my mobile 🤣🤣🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YorkieontheTyne Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 My ex asked me to buy her an animal skin coat. I bought her a donkey jacket. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirsty Relic Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 17 minutes ago, YorkieontheTyne said: My ex asked me to buy her an animal skin coat. I bought her a donkey jacket. I take it that was just before she became "ex"? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francypants Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 3 hours ago, Padders said: 😂 Padders, I don't really think that's a photo of you ........ not unless you've taken to shaving your legs. 😂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YorkieontheTyne Posted May 26 Share Posted May 26 48 minutes ago, Thirsty Relic said: I take it that was just before she became "ex"? I knew things weren’t going well. I got home off a late shift one night, sat on the edge of the bed and she said “who’s that”? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted June 12 Share Posted June 12 On 17/05/2024 at 18:57, Thirsty Relic said: ....the anticipation is rising...another novel from Padders is due to land..... NEWS FLASH! For the attention of Thirsty. I don't like turning custom away, but here goes. A good selection of beers at Morrisons.. 5 for £5. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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