hackey lad Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 36 minutes ago, Padders said: Well try Emma... Emma who ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YorkieontheTyne Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 20 minutes ago, hackey lad said: Emma who ? Emma Roids? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted June 27 Share Posted June 27 48 minutes ago, hackey lad said: Emma who ? Raducana.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 "Padders Bar" will open at 4 pm tomorrow for the big match, please arrive early. I'm afraid Thirsty has snapped up most of the prestige seating in the bar. But we do have a big screen in the beer garden which Mr. Longprong has put up, I must at this point compliment Jonny on his erection skills. Food and drink can also be purchased at our poolside bar, all at competitive prices. Come and try our new BIG BASSETT BURGER at £2-50 including a small portion of fries and a Rohl.. I've tried to get Mr John Birkhill to attend but unfortunately he's currently in training for his stint at THE LOW EDGES FESTIVAL. where he will receive his long awaited Knighthood...Another great venue to visit in August. Thanks, see you tomorrow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draggletail Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 2 minutes ago, Padders said: "Padders Bar" will open at 4 pm tomorrow for the big match, please arrive early. I'm afraid Thirsty has snapped up most of the prestige seating in the bar. But we do have a big screen in the beer garden which Mr. Longprong has put up, I must at this point compliment Jonny on his erection skills. Food and drink can also be purchased at our poolside bar, all at competitive prices. Come and try our new BIG BASSETT BURGER at £2-50 including a small portion of fries and a Rohl.. I've tried to get Mr John Birkhill to attend but unfortunately he's currently in training for his stint at THE LOW EDGES FESTIVAL. where he will receive his long awaited Knighthood...Another great venue to visit in August. Thanks, see you tomorrow. Don't go having a Fray Bentos pie for dinner. We don't want you to be late opening up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YorkieontheTyne Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 14 minutes ago, Padders said: "Padders Bar" will open at 4 pm tomorrow for the big match, please arrive early. I'm afraid Thirsty has snapped up most of the prestige seating in the bar. But we do have a big screen in the beer garden which Mr. Longprong has put up, I must at this point compliment Jonny on his erection skills. Food and drink can also be purchased at our poolside bar, all at competitive prices. Come and try our new BIG BASSETT BURGER at £2-50 including a small portion of fries and a Rohl.. I've tried to get Mr John Birkhill to attend but unfortunately he's currently in training for his stint at THE LOW EDGES FESTIVAL. where he will receive his long awaited Knighthood...Another great venue to visit in August. Thanks, see you tomorrow. Heck and dashnation. I’m cookin a rice puddin. Now then regarding Jonny Longprong, did he use his normal method of tightening his nuts? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 1 minute ago, Draggletail said: Don't go having a Fray Bentos pie for dinner. We don't want you to be late opening up If England lose, I'll take out my frustrations on a F-B pie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 2 minutes ago, YorkieontheTyne said: Heck and dashnation. I’m cookin a rice puddin. Now then regarding Jonny Longprong, did he use his normal method of tightening his nuts? He's got one of them extending tools.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YorkieontheTyne Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 3 minutes ago, Padders said: He's got one of them extending tools.. One of those with the soft grip handle? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirsty Relic Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 33 minutes ago, Padders said: I'm afraid Thirsty has snapped up most of the prestige seating in the bar. My first foray into "forward planning" - it looks like it's working out. Are you taking orders for Xmas yet? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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