YorkieontheTyne Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 32 minutes ago, Prettytom said: Use your chopper. The landing pad is usually unoccupied. If you have any problems landing in your chopper just tell em that Rishi sent you.🚁. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackey lad Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 5 hours ago, Padders said: Irene will be cooking the sausages Mr. J. Hope she's weshed her hands . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 Apologies to anyone who got soaked by Thirsty's antics. When the equalizer went in Thirsty leapt to his feet and knocked a table over soaking anyone within range. Being as England triumphed, I will overlook this mishap. True to "Padders Bar" tradition compensation will be offered to anyone affected. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thirsty Relic Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 I apologise, but it really wasn't my fault! I got up to order another pint and slipped on a carelessly discarded crisp packet (not mine I hesitate to add). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 30 minutes ago, Thirsty Relic said: I apologise, but it really wasn't my fault! I got up to order another pint and slipped on a carelessly discarded crisp packet (not mine I hesitate to add). Not to worry pal, Eileen was quickly on the scene with her mop... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz 786 Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 8 hours ago, Padders said: Not to worry pal, Eileen was quickly on the scene with her mop... Go on Eileen to rah hey ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 Well the atmosphere in "Padders Bar" was rather subdued, most of my customers were falling asleep.. However, The place erupted on 95 minute's, our good pal Thirsty, leading the celebrations.. This led to extra time, which gave a boost to the takings, and of course victory.. So our loyal crowd went home very happy, and pithed up... Preparations are now underway for Saturday's game against the Swiss. Same rules apply, bar opens 4pm for the 5pm kick off. I'd like to recommend that patrons bring a pillow, This will make the experience more comfortable.. When you wake up after your 90 minute snooze, you will find I've provided a man sized box of Kleenex tissues available on the bar counter.. please feel free to help yourselves.. Thank you for supporting "Padders Bar" next week we have our exciting Tiddley Winks Championship, if you want to try yer luck, pick up an entry form, available in the foyer. I'll see you in just under a fortnight.. Thank you... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackey lad Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 Is it true that Irene has special skills in Sausage handling ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Bundy Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 Still trying to find parking for the limo....did I miss anything? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted July 12 Share Posted July 12 Sunday night at "Padders Bar" live coverage of the "Benidorm Derby" The bar will be packed to capacity, so please arrive early. doors open at 6-30pm. Al Bundy's limo will fit in my back passage, it's a bit tight, but I'm sure he can squeeze it in. Enjoy the beer, enjoy the match, and hopefully enjoy the celebrations. Proud to be English ⚽. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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