Padder’s Bar ?

[lavery549@yahoo]

13 hours ago, Slighty batty said:

On the subject of newspaper, my grandmother once told me that her brother used to wait until someone had gone into their shared outside bog and when they were getting down to business he’d shove newspaper under the door and then ignite it. Does the concierge service include a sprinkler system? Or does Mr Longprong maybe have a hand held device for that purpose? 

No Mr Longprong has particularly large volume bladder , so when there is a fire in said loo , he then activates his own sprinkler system , works every time 

[lavery549@yahoo]

Oh & Padders ,I have another gripe . I was sat there , minding me own business , reading the Daily Sport , just about to sup me pint of Padders finest , when down came a fly & landed right in it . Now , have you not heard of fly traps , you know , those things you hang up that are sticky . Had to chuck my pint down the loo & buy another . Can I have that one on the house please ? 🤣

[Padders]

3 minutes ago, lavery549@yahoo said:

Oh & Padders ,I have another gripe . I was sat there , minding me own business , reading the Daily Sport , just about to sup me pint of Padders finest , when down came a fly & landed right in it . Now , have you not heard of fly traps , you know , those things you hang up that are sticky . Had to chuck my pint down the loo & buy another . Can I have that one on the house please ? 🤣

There's no flies on you Helen.

I suspect a touch of skullduggery going on here.

It seems to me that your playing on my generosity to obtain a free pint..

So yes, you can have your next drink on the house, but with one condition!

NO MORE GRIPES   🍺

[echo beach]

6 minutes ago, lavery549@yahoo said:

Oh & Padders ,I have another gripe . I was sat there , minding me own business , reading the Daily Sport , just about to sup me pint of Padders finest , when down came a fly & landed right in it . Now , have you not heard of fly traps , you know , those things you hang up that are sticky . Had to chuck my pint down the loo & buy another . Can I have that one on the house please ? 🤣

I’ve heard of fly traps and it’s blooming painful if something gets caught in the zip.😆

Bring back the old fashioned buttons is what I say.

 

echo.

[lavery549@yahoo]

1 hour ago, Padders said:

There's no flies on you Helen.

I suspect a touch of skullduggery going on here.

It seems to me that your playing on my generosity to obtain a free pint..

So yes, you can have your next drink on the house, but with one condition!

NO MORE GRIPES   🍺

Well Padders , I may not be able to do that , so maybe make it a half 

[lavery549@yahoo]

1 hour ago, echo beach said:

I’ve heard of fly traps and it’s blooming painful if something gets caught in the zip.😆

Bring back the old fashioned buttons is what I say.

 

echo.

Oh echo , makes a grown man cry , that does . Ask my Brother 

[Padders]

BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY.

A poker tournament will take place at "Padders Bar" starting at 8 pm.

This is a new venture and everyone is welcome to try their luck.

I will have to rearrange the bar and tables slightly, so remember.

Liquor at the front, 

And poker at the rear.

Lets make this venture a big success.

Thanks.

[hackey lad]

3 minutes ago, Padders said:

BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY.

A poker tournament will take place at "Padders Bar" starting at 8 pm.

This is a new venture and everyone is welcome to try their luck.

I will have to rearrange the bar and tables slightly, so remember.

Liquor at the front, 

And poker at the rear.

Lets make this venture a big success.

Thanks.

Better get that back passage tidied up . 

[Padders]

20 minutes ago, hackey lad said:

Better get that back passage tidied up . 

It's had a good fettle mate.

[hackey lad]

Just now, Padders said:

It's had a good fettle mate.

Hope you got rid of any blockages.