redruby Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 Best smells: Freshly ground coffee Bread baking Crisp Autumn nights The smell of gardens after it’s rained following a drought in summer Clean laundry after drying on the line outside Worst smells: BO from the stinky person on a bus with all the windows jammed shut and heaters on in summer Mothballs. Especially when someone gets on a bus smelling of them as per the BO scenario above Weed. Not the kind of weed smell you might associate with chilling out at music festivals and summer evenings in park. No, the super strength skunk type smell of grey faced chavvy types shut in a little house or flat with all the windows shut. Or some of the High St posse in town. Toilets. What do some people eat 🤮🤮 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron99 Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 Best smells: My old mum's Irish stew. Brand new socks. Freshly cut lawn. Worst: When I've caught them, Sheffield's buses. For God sake people, have a wash & don't roll your eyes when I open the bus window. Vomit. A dead mouse I once found when I once took the side of our bath off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbow Posted May 18 Author Share Posted May 18 1 hour ago, Baron99 said: A dead mouse I once found when I once took the side of our bath off. Yeah, given how small they are, their decomposition produces a potent foul odour. One died in our old kitchen and we couldn't find it but boy, could we smell it. Found its desiccated remains when we got a new washing machine a lot later. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyFriendStan Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 Worst smells/ Body Odour/Stale P***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron99 Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 1 hour ago, MyFriendStan said: Worst smells/ Body Odour/Stale P***. Well, stay out of the Hen & Chickens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draggletail Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 18 hours ago, Al Bundy said: I wanted to be a private detective when I was younger!! I seem to remember my Dad asking me if I wanted to follow in his footsteps and offered to train me up as a private detective! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draggletail Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 23 hours ago, Al Bundy said: The usual likes. Tar Mac Bacon. Fresh laundry. New plastic footballs Dislikes. Rape seed, Cats bottoms Tripe The smell of my neighbour cooking snails A farmer's field of flowering rapeseed smells foul. Like pee on someone who hasn't been able to wash or change. That was my first impression when I first smelt it, maybe thirty years ago or more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norbert Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 Best: Weed Sweet Peas Whiskey Worst: Rendering Factories Bacon Muck spreading time Cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Bundy Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 7 minutes ago, Norbert said: Best: Weed Sweet Peas Whiskey Worst: Rendering Factories Bacon Muck spreading time Cheese Worst, Bacon and cheese!!!! There should be a prison sentence for such behaviour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norbert Posted May 18 Share Posted May 18 Just now, Al Bundy said: Worst, Bacon and cheese!!!! There should be a prison sentence for such behaviour. It's perspective isn't it, I associate bacon and cheese with death and rank coagulation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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