Padders Posted Tuesday at 09:23 Share Posted Tuesday at 09:23 I'll be back! For quite some time now I've been searching for a refined youngish lady to spend time with. I'm afraid my quest has been somewhat fruitless. It would appear that the ladies in the Longley area do not meet my high standards. So I've decided to broaden my horizons, tomorrow I will be boarding a Jet plane to sunny Spain. Once there, I shall be strutting my stuff on a beach continuing my mission....I've been brushing up on my Spanish so I'll confront any possible candidates with my irresistible chat up line "Hola, Quieres algo de beber?" Who knows, I might just finish up with a middle aged, wealthy, beautiful owner of a Hacienda. Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye See ya next week......... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crisispoint Posted Tuesday at 09:28 Share Posted Tuesday at 09:28 Missing you already, but good luck, I'm so pleased that the quest is still relevant. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackey lad Posted Tuesday at 10:12 Share Posted Tuesday at 10:12 47 minutes ago, Padders said: I'll be back! For quite some time now I've been searching for a refined youngish lady to spend time with. I'm afraid my quest has been somewhat fruitless. It would appear that the ladies in the Longley area do not meet my high standards. So I've decided to broaden my horizons, tomorrow I will be boarding a Jet plane to sunny Spain. Once there, I shall be strutting my stuff on a beach continuing my mission....I've been brushing up on my Spanish so I'll confront any possible candidates with my irresistible chat up line "Hola, Quieres algo de beber?" Who knows, I might just finish up with a middle aged, wealthy, beautiful owner of a Hacienda. Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye See ya next week......... Don’t forget the Leopard skin thong . It works wonders 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted Tuesday at 10:36 Author Share Posted Tuesday at 10:36 22 minutes ago, hackey lad said: Don’t forget the Leopard skin thong . It works wonders Can I borrow yours matey..... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackey lad Posted Tuesday at 10:41 Share Posted Tuesday at 10:41 4 minutes ago, Padders said: Can I borrow yours matey..... I have a few but you might need one of your daughters to take them in a bit for you 😀 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francypants Posted Tuesday at 12:15 Share Posted Tuesday at 12:15 Hope you have a lovely holiday Pads. Look out Benidorm here he comes !! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz 786 Posted Tuesday at 12:34 Share Posted Tuesday at 12:34 3 hours ago, Padders said: I'll be back! For quite some time now I've been searching for a refined youngish lady to spend time with. I'm afraid my quest has been somewhat fruitless. It would appear that the ladies in the Longley area do not meet my high standards. So I've decided to broaden my horizons, tomorrow I will be boarding a Jet plane to sunny Spain. Once there, I shall be strutting my stuff on a beach continuing my mission....I've been brushing up on my Spanish so I'll confront any possible candidates with my irresistible chat up line "Hola, Quieres algo de beber?" Who knows, I might just finish up with a middle aged, wealthy, beautiful owner of a Hacienda. Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye See ya next week......... Never know pal might get fleeced by her as well ..Beware the gold diggers . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delbow Posted Tuesday at 13:42 Share Posted Tuesday at 13:42 Café del Padders 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaz 786 Posted Tuesday at 14:43 Share Posted Tuesday at 14:43 1 hour ago, Delbow said: Café del Padders 1 hour ago, Delbow said: Café del Padders El padders named as Spanish streaker ..senor Willie.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slighty batty Posted Tuesday at 14:49 Share Posted Tuesday at 14:49 Have a lovely holiday Padders xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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