Draggletail Posted Tuesday at 17:04 Share Posted Tuesday at 17:04 7 hours ago, Padders said: I'll be back! For quite some time now I've been searching for a refined youngish lady to spend time with. I'm afraid my quest has been somewhat fruitless. It would appear that the ladies in the Longley area do not meet my high standards. So I've decided to broaden my horizons, tomorrow I will be boarding a Jet plane to sunny Spain. Once there, I shall be strutting my stuff on a beach continuing my mission....I've been brushing up on my Spanish so I'll confront any possible candidates with my irresistible chat up line "Hola, Quieres algo de beber?" Who knows, I might just finish up with a middle aged, wealthy, beautiful owner of a Hacienda. Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye See ya next week......... Good luck, and don't forget to pack a thong for your beachwear! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackey lad Posted Tuesday at 19:26 Share Posted Tuesday at 19:26 9 hours ago, hackey lad said: Don’t forget the Leopard skin thong . It works wonders Ahem . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thug Life Posted Tuesday at 19:50 Share Posted Tuesday at 19:50 I was worried when i read the title. Have a lovely time on holiday Padders 😊 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted Tuesday at 19:57 Author Share Posted Tuesday at 19:57 2 minutes ago, Thug Life said: I was worried when i read the title. Have a lovely time on holiday Padders 😊 Thank you very much Holly.. You are so nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longcol Posted Tuesday at 19:57 Share Posted Tuesday at 19:57 10 hours ago, Padders said: I'll be back! For quite some time now I've been searching for a refined youngish lady to spend time with. I'm afraid my quest has been somewhat fruitless. It would appear that the ladies in the Longley area do not meet my high standards. So I've decided to broaden my horizons, tomorrow I will be boarding a Jet plane to sunny Spain. Once there, I shall be strutting my stuff on a beach continuing my mission....I've been brushing up on my Spanish so I'll confront any possible candidates with my irresistible chat up line "Hola, Quieres algo de beber?" Who knows, I might just finish up with a middle aged, wealthy, beautiful owner of a Hacienda. Wish me luck as you wave me goodbye See ya next week......... Hope you're not leaving that ruddy parrot in charge of the bar again.............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thug Life Posted Tuesday at 20:00 Share Posted Tuesday at 20:00 1 minute ago, Padders said: Thank you very much Holly.. You are so nice. Awww thank you Padders that's lovely of you to say. Here have a massive love heart. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hackey lad Posted Tuesday at 20:00 Share Posted Tuesday at 20:00 Just a thought , "Ladies" and "Longley " should not be in the same sentence . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padders Posted Tuesday at 20:00 Author Share Posted Tuesday at 20:00 1 minute ago, Longcol said: Hope you're not leaving that ruddy parrot in charge of the bar again.............................. Thirsty Relic is doing the honours Mr. Longcol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longcol Posted Tuesday at 20:11 Share Posted Tuesday at 20:11 10 minutes ago, hackey lad said: Just a thought , "Ladies" and "Longley " should not be in the same sentence . Same trilogy more like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Longcol Posted Tuesday at 20:12 Share Posted Tuesday at 20:12 10 minutes ago, Padders said: Thirsty Relic is doing the honours Mr. Longcol. So there'll be nowt for anybody else to sup.................. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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