Joanl Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 OK thinking about the original Topic, Lettuce hope that some witness made Emmental note of the Cheesy Watsits that did this. I'd love to see them get their Chips. Just thought, this is a bit like a Picnic now isn't it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RazorSHarp Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 ****Newsflash**** police have surrounded a factory in Sheffield, a source close to the force said that there had been a tip of that a large amount of pies, cakes and flan making machinery had been seized and two men had been taken for questioning. Police have confirmed that it looked liked a large attack was being planned for later this week and blueprints of serveral old peoples homes had also been confiscated from the scene. Officers at the scene are currently taking inventory of the deadly confectionary and have already disposed of several gateaux's and flans. Forensics will be on site later today to determine wether the cakes being made here are the same as that used in the attack earlier this week. A spokes person for the confectioner said that they were not aware this arsenal was being manufactured or stockpiled on it's premises and are totally prepared to work closely with Police to stamp out this problem in it's operations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jossyboy Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 does anyone know if your allowed to take pies on planes anymore? surely they pose a risk or is that just pie in the sky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joanl Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 does anyone know if your allowed to take pies on planes anymore? surely they pose a risk or is that just pie in the sky? Perhaps if you're having them for High Tea but not many people have that anymore. More like a Pizza Pie in front of the telly with Jelly to follow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annoni_mouse Posted September 1, 2006 Author Share Posted September 1, 2006 ****Newsflash**** police have surrounded a factory in Sheffield, a source close to the force said that there had been a tip of that a large amount of pies, cakes and flan making machinery had been seized and two men had been taken for questioning. Police have confirmed that it looked liked a large attack was being planned for later this week and blueprints of serveral old peoples homes had also been confiscated from the scene. Officers at the scene are currently taking inventory of the deadly confectionary and have already disposed of several gateaux's and flans. Forensics will be on site later today to determine wether the cakes being made here are the same as that used in the attack earlier this week. A spokes person for the confectioner said that they were not aware this arsenal was being manufactured or stockpiled on it's premises and are totally prepared to work closely with Police to stamp out this problem in it's operations. I dont know, that sounds like a paella rubbish to me..how reliable are your sauces? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterw Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I dont know, that sounds like a paella rubbish to me..how reliable are your sauces? Nice one! Very saucy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n_d_dixon Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Poor lady....but the following puns have been flantastic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterw Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Did her assailant butt-er? Was it a soup-ed up car? Was the old salt peppered with pie? It must have been frightening enough to make her in-condiment! Wouldn’t surprise me if she didn’t pea herself. Crumbs! It doesn’t bear thinking about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterw Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 And before anyone else thinks about it — an assault like that’ll make Chef-field look like it’s not a nice Plaice to visit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 And before anyone else thinks about it — an assault like that’ll make Chef-field look like it’s not a nice Plaice to visit! Dairy goes again!! :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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