cloudybay Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Reuter's News Agency have just announced the disappearance of that old tart, Sarah Lee. She was last seen whilst holidaying in the Black Forrest with her aunt Bessie and cousins, Ben and Jerry. Detectives are currantly seeking to interview a giant Yorkshire pudding with a Neapolitan complexion. German Police said earlier.......' It's a rum do. Her family must be going nuts'. Anyone with information flan-ring 99 but the sauces must not be flake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelfire Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Love the punns & qips people are using here... It just show's what happens when granny's get pie-eyed... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Eye witness, a Mrs 'Hippy' Mudd-Cake says that she saw a car believed to be a cherry Rolls with flaky paintwork driving up Charlotte Rd with what appeared to be toffee treakling down the front passenger door. She can't describe the occupants because they looked similar to hundreds and thousands of other people, but assumes that due to them being in a Rolls, they'd be upper crust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joanl Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Love the punns & qips people are using here... It just show's what happens when granny's get pie-eyed... lol I bet they looked at her and said Su shi? Now much as this thread is a Peach of a thread, I really have to spend a bit less Thyme looking at it.It's sending me Crackers but have to say, there's Bean some Mint responses. Oh Sugar the other Stuffing I have to do, Oil be back. Cloudybay, loved that...imagined it being read on the two Ronnies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloudybay Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Cloudybay, loved that...imagined it being read on the two Ronnies. Cheers Joanl.......I aim two peas or was that fork handles..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don_Kiddick Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Hospital report: She has chips in her teeth, pastie complexion, but remains as cool as a cucumber. The fools who did this are described as typical Sundae drivers. Ice cream for justice though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pollyann Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I have really enjoyed all the jokes about the poor old lady being attacked with the pie.I havent had such a good laugh for months.Why do some people think that we wrinkles have no sense of humour?So keep the jokes coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Shortly after the attack the gang turned on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterw Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Dairy goes again!! :hihi: Excellent! How do we stop it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grababargin Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 the 2 in the car were fleeing after eggscaping from jail, they'd thrown the pie out of the window to remove evidence to which the file was hidden in. they both said it was an acciendent that the old lady was there at the time. they now feel like a right pair of lemon merangues. thank you to all that have cherried me up:hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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