NEKRO138 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I found you something to put your pie in Nekro see Haha. I already have one! In fact I have all five that they released. I'm not sad or anything though. Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEKRO138 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I agree NEKRO138, crumby wasn't it. Kneadless, half baked humour ain't helping this thread at all, is it. I wasn't talking about the humour pal. I was talking about the horror that is a pie in the sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flashbang Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 If the lady had used her LOAF and Duck EGGd down this wouldn't have happend. Oh LARD whatever next SHER BET she will remember next TIME OUT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 They'll have to rename it the Parkinway. Pie Bank can stay as it is though. Battercliffe Knorrwood Knorrton Rusk Meadow Burngravy Pitsmorgasbord Hakenthorpe Longleeandperrins Parsons Nose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabberwocky Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Ohhh the pain, the pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Annoni_mouse Posted September 1, 2006 Author Share Posted September 1, 2006 Well apparently, the unfortunate ladies name is Violet Battenburg... I had a word with a colleague who saw more of the attack than I did, and I asked him EXACTLY what had happened and he said..... <clears throat> There once was an old lady named Vi, who's throat was incredibly dry, so she stopped to think "I'll go to the pub for a drink!" but on her way, she was hit in the mush with a fruit pie... I'm 'ere all week - tell yer friends..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelfire Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 thats amazing... I saw a woman who saw the whole thing... she said.. (clears throat) Up came a ford Capri, & whizzed quickly pass me, out the car leaned a guy, & released the puka pie, that hit the poor old grannie.... Ill be here all week... :@) :banana: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterw Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 It’s all over! They’ve been caught and it’s ended in tragedy. Full story is, they’ve pied another one — at a wedding! Ruined the Cake and the bride’s in Tiers. Then somebody heard one of them SaGo and off they went up the motorway with the cops chasing them. Anyway, they’ve got ’em and named them. They’re Big Mac, some Burger called King, and alas the third man, Ken Tucky, Fried in the flames when their car turned over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 It’s all over! They’ve been caught and it’s ended in tragedy. Full story is, they’ve pied another one — at a wedding! Ruined the Cake and the bride’s in Tiers. Then somebody heard one of them SaGo and off they went up the motorway with the cops chasing them. Anyway, they’ve got ’em and named them. They’re Big Mac, some Burger called King, and alas the third man, Ken Tucky, Fried in the flames when their car turned over. :hihi: While we're waxing lyrical: While granny was leaving the pub down the 'Cliffe Legs all-a-quivver, but knees rather stiff A yellow Fiesta, the wheels of a yob Ejected confectionary into her gob. The copper on duty was cocky and smug He laughed with delight at the sight of her mug "Pastry don't hurt," he said with a grin. "Well this bugger did, it was still in the tin!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don_Kiddick Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Well apparently, the unfortunate ladies name is Violet Battenburg... She's known locally to her friends as GRANNY SMITH :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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