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Can't believe what I've just seen - old woman pied in face...


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Well apparently, the unfortunate ladies name is Violet Battenburg...

 

I had a word with a colleague who saw more of the attack than I did, and I asked him EXACTLY what had happened and he said..... <clears throat>

 

There once was an old lady named Vi,

who's throat was incredibly dry,

so she stopped to think

"I'll go to the pub for a drink!"

but on her way, she was hit in the mush with a fruit pie...

 

I'm 'ere all week - tell yer friends.....

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thats amazing...

 

I saw a woman who saw the whole thing... she said.. (clears throat)

 

Up came a ford Capri,

& whizzed quickly pass me,

out the car leaned a guy,

& released the puka pie,

that hit the poor old grannie....

 

Ill be here all week... :@) :thumbsup::D:banana: :banana: :clap:

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It’s all over! They’ve been caught and it’s ended in tragedy. Full story is, they’ve pied another one — at a wedding! Ruined the Cake and the bride’s in Tiers. Then somebody heard one of them SaGo and off they went up the motorway with the cops chasing them. Anyway, they’ve got ’em and named them. They’re Big Mac, some Burger called King, and alas the third man, Ken Tucky, Fried in the flames when their car turned over.

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It’s all over! They’ve been caught and it’s ended in tragedy. Full story is, they’ve pied another one — at a wedding! Ruined the Cake and the bride’s in Tiers. Then somebody heard one of them SaGo and off they went up the motorway with the cops chasing them. Anyway, they’ve got ’em and named them. They’re Big Mac, some Burger called King, and alas the third man, Ken Tucky, Fried in the flames when their car turned over.

:hihi: :hihi: :hihi:

 

While we're waxing lyrical:

 

While granny was leaving the pub down the 'Cliffe

Legs all-a-quivver, but knees rather stiff

A yellow Fiesta, the wheels of a yob

Ejected confectionary into her gob.

 

The copper on duty was cocky and smug

He laughed with delight at the sight of her mug

"Pastry don't hurt," he said with a grin.

"Well this bugger did, it was still in the tin!"

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