angelfire Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 :hihi: While we're waxing lyrical: While granny was leaving the pub down the 'Cliffe Legs all-a-quivver, but knees rather stiff A yellow Fiesta, the wheels of a yob Ejected confectionary into her gob. The copper on duty was cocky and smug He laughed with delight at the sight of her mug "Pastry don't hurt," he said with a grin. "Well this bugger did, it was still in the tin!" that is awesome... congrats friend.. that was brilliant.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
angelfire Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 chris bows at the lyrical bliss... of saxon51.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joanl Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 :hihi: While we're waxing lyrical: While granny was leaving the pub down the 'Cliffe Legs all-a-quivver, but knees rather stiff A yellow Fiesta, the wheels of a yob Ejected confectionary into her gob. The copper on duty was cocky and smug He laughed with delight at the sight of her mug "Pastry don't hurt," he said with a grin. "Well this bugger did, it was still in the tin!" EGGcellent ....APPLEause for saxon51. That was really good as has bean some of the others. I have laughed at this thread so much that my creative juices have ceased to flow for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 juice[/color]s have ceased to flow for now. In that case we need to orange for a lull in the proceedings so that you can appley yourself, once again, to this pearfectly formed thread. Your input will be berry welcome...you being an elder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lestat Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Ok, since we're on about pies...... One day Mary, a mother of 3, was making a pie for her kids. Pete was 5, Toby was 10, and Johnny was 15. Toby had a BB gun and left the box of BBs on on the kitchen table. While Mary was cooking the pie she turned and the box of BBs fell into the pie mix. She decided not to worry about and left them in without tell her children. After dinner, the desert was the pie and every kid had 2 pieces. The next day when they got home Pete went to his mum and say that he had peed out little silver balls and Mary told him not to worry about it. Then Toby came to her and said the same thing and she told him not to worry about it. Later Johnny came to mary and mary said, "let me guess, you peed out little silver balls." and Johnny said, "No i was ja*king off in the kitchen and i think i shot the dog!". :hihi: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterw Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 :hihi: While we're waxing lyrical: While granny was leaving the pub down the 'Cliffe Legs all-a-quivver, but knees rather stiff A yellow Fiesta, the wheels of a yob Ejected confectionary into her gob. The copper on duty was cocky and smug He laughed with delight at the sight of her mug "Pastry don't hurt," he said with a grin. "Well this bugger did, it was still in the tin!" In marks out of 10 I’ll give you 19 for that one! It sums up the Gravy-ty of the situation. In fact, if I had a spare medal I’d be Bisto-ing it to you. It s-Cans well! You’d make a Fortune out of poetry, Cookie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saxon51 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 In marks out of 10 I’ll give you 19 for that one! It sums up the Gravy-ty of the situation. In fact, if I had a spare medal I’d be Bisto-ing it to you. It s-Cans well! You’d make a Fortune out of poetry, Cookie! It didn't take long to knock up that prose I just pictured the lass with a pie on her nose. Then thinking of how she had just come a cropper I chucked in a tin, yellow car ... and a copper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloudybay Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 It didn't take long to knock up that prose I just pictured the lass with a pie on her nose. Then thinking of how she had just come a cropper I chucked in a tin, yellow car ... and a copper. A Pie is cheap, as we all know And Saxon is, the King of Prose But one thing is, come what may The Queen of Queens, a cloudybay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don_Kiddick Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 I hope the mods don't takeaway this thread. Some of the pun deliveries are top banana Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joanl Posted September 2, 2006 Share Posted September 2, 2006 In that case we need to orange for a lull in the proceedings so that you can appley yourself, once again, to this pearfectly formed thread. Your input will be berry welcome...you being an elder. Your coded message was very whelkom. Thank you. I felt like a spie when I was reading it. Have they found the banana coloured car yet, or was it lemon? Anyone heard how the old lady is? I hope she's getting lots of ice-cream, not with apple-pie though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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