seriessix Posted March 23, 2007 Author Share Posted March 23, 2007 seriessix, where have you been ? Ive missed your stories so much.Im going to read the two above at my leisure, and ponder at you brilliance. You are too kind. Had a bit of a dry patch, #88 isn't up to much. I think things are back to normal now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted March 23, 2007 Share Posted March 23, 2007 You are too kind. Had a bit of a dry patch, #88 isn't up to much. I think things are back to normal now. Thank goodness for that. Shoeshine will be glad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted March 26, 2007 Share Posted March 26, 2007 Now that Ive read them at my leisure, they are still as comical as ever.We have a published author here folks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seriessix Posted April 29, 2007 Author Share Posted April 29, 2007 Dunone gets a mention in a Scottish paper! http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o172/seriessix/?action=view¤t=ScotlandOnSundayShelfLife11_4_07.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted April 29, 2007 Share Posted April 29, 2007 Dunone gets a mention in a Scottish paper! http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o172/seriessix/?action=view¤t=ScotlandOnSundayShelfLife11_4_07.jpg Ive looked up the link, and am really proud to have you on SF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoeshine Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Could you imagine being a fly on the wall of an office with seriessix and Spike Milligan writing a comedy script, pattricia? Within 30 seconds you'd have fallen off the wall and been carried away to the local Asylum in an old Black Maria driven by Bluebottle, never to be let out again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Could you imagine being a fly on the wall of an office with seriessix and Spike Milligan writing a comedy script, pattricia? Within 30 seconds you'd have fallen off the wall and been carried away to the local Asylum in an old Black Maria driven by Bluebottle, never to be let out again. It would be quite funny with just the two of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoeshine Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Would that it were, pattricia, would that it were. (Sigh) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattricia Posted April 30, 2007 Share Posted April 30, 2007 Would that it were, pattricia, would that it were. (Sigh)Oh, dear, shoeshine thats a big sigh. Remember never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.. ( Joke) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seriessix Posted May 12, 2007 Author Share Posted May 12, 2007 Many years ago, before her untimely and violent demise, my grandmother gave me a leather bound ledger. For years this remained unopened in the book case of my spare room, then one day I felt an almost ungodly compulsion to reveal its contents to myself. Every page contained what appeared to be a mixture of text and images, like a visually phonetic language. For months I tried to decipher these pages and after multiple attempts found the key to the mystery, ultimately it would seem that the whole book was a kind of smokescreen, a subterfuge. By my definition all those pages condensed into what we would regard to be just a simple recipe. Please take a moment out of your busy day to read the following interpretation of her journal. Adamantly hollow out and sew together 12 goose necks. Wrap around any wifes torso to cure for a month. Dry necks along the length of your stairs. When dry and stiff remove and place in garden like a zig zagging faceless snake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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