EdnaKrabappe Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 I was married to him a couple of years ago for thirty six hours but then he realised that Britney Spears was free again and so called it off to be with his first love. Alas it was not to be, so he married Starsparkle.(See the Christmas thread for details.) It broke his heart when she married the FEDerline. (Britney not Sparkle:) ) She's available again now?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dibsy Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 I love the last 2 poll options Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titian Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Mod note: Minigrinch...it isn't Christmas yet so behave. Lady linz.....don't rattle the minigrinch's cage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniminch Posted November 11, 2006 Author Share Posted November 11, 2006 Mod note: Minigrinch...it isn't Christmas yet so behave. Lady linz.....don't rattle the minigrinch's cage. OOPs sorry a bit early - I do think she's in love with me. Can I Just say Titian, you remove the posts so casually when I spend hours building up to that level of sarcasm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titian Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 No, that must have been Titan , my alter ego. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniminch Posted November 11, 2006 Author Share Posted November 11, 2006 No, that must have been Titan , my alter ego.I know, your sexy twin sister xx Not the goal stop for barnsley FC! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyBunny Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 I see I chose the most popular option. Surprising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feargal Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 I could offer you regular low-level nagging, with random bouts of mardiness and silent treatment. I will suggest you occasionally help with the housework, and also get drunk and remind you that "I'm not invisible! I have needs!!". I can do this via the email or phone, whichever is your preference. Fees are reasonable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniminch Posted November 13, 2006 Author Share Posted November 13, 2006 surely there is only one single you should consider??? BTW we need more of you women to vote - it would appear that all the men have voted for the last option - it's very sad really, they never stood a chance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8neck Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Oddly, I'd always assumed you were a girl, like that Dennis-the-Menace type in the comic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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