redrobbo Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Well, after this interesting offer..... .... Do let me know if a vacancy arises for 'strumpet-jezebel-bit-on-the-side' ..... miniminch now seems to have swayed the delectable sugarnspice. I think I'm in love ..... No further offers from Ruby or fox though! Who's it to be miniminch? to be continued...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strix Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 As some of you are more than aware I am still single. Yes, incredible isn’t it! ....... Blah, blah, blah... To sum up I’m quite a catch and I invite all you ladies to audition for the part of my future wife! Has Timo got hold of Miniminch's password? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swarm Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 how dare you offend the honour of my beloved Titian - his hands DONT flap but flutter manfully! I demand satisfaction sir - I shall meet you at dawn and make good that vile slur! didn't know russell brand posted in here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniminch Posted November 16, 2006 Author Share Posted November 16, 2006 soon to anounce the winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PimpDaddy Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Just a bit sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniminch Posted November 16, 2006 Author Share Posted November 16, 2006 Just a bit sad. Just read your signature and your name and then lets have a chat about who is sad - if you can read that is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarSparkle Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 Just a bit sad. Get a life StarSparkle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duffer Posted November 16, 2006 Share Posted November 16, 2006 As some of you are more than aware I am still single. Yes, incredible isn’t it! Although, having said that, this year has been a little better on the dates front. Going on a date with a woman who didn’t dribble was a real winner and head and shoulders better than that woman who could only say the word ‘cress,’ which made ordering food in Auschwitz Horderves the new place in Ecclesall a nightmare. It probably is also clear that I am regarded highly on here with only the odd (and I do mean odd) few detractors who, to be quite frank, wouldn’t know about good taste if they were delivered a bright pink parcel at midnight and opened it to find a semi naked woman who popped out with the words ‘good’ and ‘taste’ tattooed on her breasts. And anyway I am far too mature to spat with the likes again. So I think I would like to give you the chance of a night of romance so thrilling it would be second only to a bungee jump from angel falls. I think I should tell you something about me. I’m single. I am a male in my thirties. I am NOT gay (although I do have a spring in my step come spring time) I have a GSOH. (although I have no idea what GSOH means but I bet mine is good) I enjoy reading, writing and lying unconsciously drunk in a pool of my own vomit on the weekend. A friend recently remarked that my drinking would make gazza look like a ‘big gerl’(sic) On occasion I can be cynical but that’s only because the world is a big pile of ****e and we’re all going to die!!! If I was an animal I would be an otter and I am a Sagittarius which means I’m hung like a horse. I have no bad habits if you don’t include the drinking smoking and occasional bouts of violence. To sum up I’m quite a catch and I invite all you ladies to audition for the part of my future wife! Please someone go out with him, it might stop him moaning as much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniminch Posted November 17, 2006 Author Share Posted November 17, 2006 Please someone go out with him, it might stop him moaning as much I second that!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miniminch Posted November 18, 2006 Author Share Posted November 18, 2006 we need two more votes ladies to defeat those rotten men! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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